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Armani has officially survived 13 years in the trenches of Steam Sales, questionable game purchases, and 500-hour playthroughs of games they swore they'd "just try for a bit."
From day one, they have been a certified gamer, carrying (or throwing) in multiplayer lobbies, speedrunning uninstall buttons, and hoarding a backlog so massive, even Gaben himself sheds a tear.
13 years of Steam loyalty. 13 years of free weekend downloads they'll never finish. 13 years of forgetting to refund a game before the 2-hour mark.
A true legend. Here's to another 13 years of wallet destruction and peak gaming degeneracy. 🫡🎮💸