Hello, a short summary of what's going on here, because apparently you're worried about us. At least the more sensitive ones.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is waiting not so much for being finished, but for the right arrangement of stars and other events that will allow it to emerge from Early Access in full glory. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it means it's about money. There can only be two premieres, and only twice you get a chance for visibility, which can provide decent earnings. That's why we're waiting for synchronization. With what? I won't say it because of the NDA and because it's a surprise.

Booze Masters: Freezing Moonshine is already fully released, but it will be even more complete. In a few days we will release a patch that will improve various fucked up attractions, such as clumsy jumping, half-baked cutscenes or unfunny dialogues. JOKE, we won't correct the last one issue, because we love you precisely because we can make fun of you. And love is the most important thing. Top1. Right after the money from Priest.

Your Principal is waiting until I have the processing capacity to finish the cutscenes. There isn't as much to do as in previous games, but for now I want to finish another project. The one from the next paragraph.

Mercyful Flames: The Witches is the closest to release. The fresh, fragrant, bugged demo is already prepared and is just waiting for the official announcement of the premiere. Remember to react enthusiastically, because the game is quite sad. Welcome it with joy and encouragement.

We are porting Human Farm to Unreal Engine 5 because we can. This is a game with the greatest commercial potential, so it will be in development for many months, so that some grumpy person doesn't write a red review again because they clicked something wrong.

Dear friends, do you remember the fairy tale of the three pigs hiding from the scurrying wolf? In our tale the roles are somewhat reversed. Why just a little? Because while the piglets have been given the status of persecutors, the wolf will not play the victim. That role has been given to the humans. Now the pigs are the oppressors, because, as the saying goes: where there's meat, there's a party!

In that case, where do you get these humans for slaughter? Where do they hide, how do you hunt them and how do you choose the perfect, juiciest one? Today I'm going to give you some real treats that will put all your doubts to rest. After all, everyone has been dreaming of their own professional butchery since piglethood.

Every young piglet wonders where the meat comes from. From a young age, they hear legends of bloodthirsty humans lurking in the depths of the surrounding waters. There is some truth to this, as the goons are fished out of the river. However, most of them are not dangerous beasts, but rather silly creatures, and it takes some effort to pull one out. But what's not to be done for juicy legs for dinner, right?

It is not at all necessary to eat a captured individual immediately. You can enslave it, stuff it full of antibiotics and hope it reproduces. Before we move on to choosing the right breeder, you need to know which humans are the tastiest. The answer is simple: those that are well cared for and well fed; after all, no one wants to eat just the skin alone (although the skin properly fried is really delicious). Well-bred ones are easier to handle, the meat just falls off the bone on its own! There is just one small problem: space on the farm is limited.

At this point you should ask yourself if you are able to dedicate your entire pig life to becoming the number one butcher in the area. What type of farming will you choose? Will you opt for the convenience of cage farming and go mass production? Or will you go for the juicy free-range humans? The choice is yours, but remember - quality and splendour count. After all, you want to be better than the hated neighbour who drives the latest BMW to pick up hot dogs from the Welmart.

The life of a butcher is not a bed of roses. Especially the lack of opposable thumbs can be a bit of a handicap. But nothing is impossible for pigs, especially when we are driven by the desire to take revenge on a vicious neighbour. So get to work, humans will not skin themselves!



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