Comment your guess

Mine is:
The Allies have survived the huge 37 year old horny man who smells like crusty old hardened milk and has a long scruffly beard that drips with a slimly liquid and has strange foods hanging out of it that he missed with his mouth. The man appoached the allies at the entrance of a bar with a beer bottle in his hand, sexually harrassed the allies. The allies managed to make into the bar named 'The Rhine' without being assaulted or raped.