+5 money

-Player becomes Golden
-5,000,000,000 keys added to wearer's inventory
-On Kill: Victim's entire inventory gets transferred to your backpack
-On Miss: Steal most valuable item from nearest player
Alt-fire: Reverts all enemy players back to a F2P account

just a simple reeskin of the melee weapon

Originally posted by p1xel:

just a simple reeskin of the melee weapon

Yeah, it should only be a simple melee reskin. I think it should be available for Spy and Engineer, though, like the Prinny Machette; it would be hilarious to whack buildings with stacks of cash or to thrust a pile of bills into an unsuspecting victim's back and instantly kill them.

How about you hear loadsamoney playing while holding that item

Since it's money. It should do something about cash in MvM. But would also have a use in regular gameplay.

+50 faster firing speed
Alt Fire throw money which stuns foe
No random crits
-20 damage penalty

Originally posted by Illu | Trade.TF:

+50 faster firing speed
Alt Fire throw money which stuns foe
No random crits
-20 damage penalty

too op becuase with the +50% firing rate and -20 dmg penalty it makes no difference and it actually does more damage with the fire rate

and with the alt fire if you spam it the foe will literally get stunned everytime

ik but still
No random crits


Ok -50 damage penalty

and it give it a cooldown of 10 seconds

+100% chance of buying buckets of chicken.

Originally posted by !Avast AntiPony 9445:

+100% chance of buying buckets of chicken.

Makes enemies hungry

Hey... it's the guy from the other stats discussions
You know, the one about a garry's mod joke weapon... anyway


While this weapon is active:

+Capturing the objective heals the player (Intel = 50 hp, Cp = 30 hp, MvM cash = 2 hp)

Build a wealth gauge when damage is dealt.
When the gauge is full, press alternate attack to ignite nearby players for 7 seconds

-20% damage
-critical hits are minicrits

(Hidden stat
+90% more loads a money memes)

PROS:
$5 added to your steam account on kill.
$50 added to your steam account on round win.

CONS:
$5 removed from your steam account on death.
$50 removed from your steam account on round lose.
Number can go under $0, You owe gabe money!
On every week below $0: Lose 1 random item in your inventory with a value over 3 Refined.
No random critical hits.

jeez