Gather round fellow Kekstani's and let me regale you a tale of top keks and bad feels.

It was the year of our lord Pepe 1444. To the north was the kingdon of jerusalem, we covented their lands with a envious kek. To thier north the Kingdom of Lebanon heard our keks of alliance and joined us in partition of jerusalem, leaving the city itslef to the native jews. We turns our keks to Fezzan and took thier land along with some of tunisia's coast line. Once our surroundings were secured we moved onto the beyliks of kebab. When we secured them our Lebanese allies turns on us and insulted our lord Pepe, we moved with the speed of a thousand reeeeee's and took all of thier land, it was after this moment of great triumph that our imortal lord Pepe did the impossiable and left this mortal world......


This is a true story and it feels bad man.