Wonderful!

I think you should create a Google Drive folder for us to contribute it to!

i could do with some refining of my writing. i'd like to help, is there a dropbox folder?

David I know you stole my bike. Watch your back after school.

Hey Cody thanks for letting me know David stole my bike at Spiffo's last weekend.

Hi Laura its me Cathy I'm writing this to ask did I leave my purse in your car? It's yellow and in it is my Lipstick, wallet, and most importantly my-

-house keys! Funny story when you dropped me off I had to walk down to Gigga Mart to call my husband on a payphone to come home and let me in.

Happy Birthday Briar! Remember to see us sometime, West Point just isn't the same without you and Mom misses you. We're always here for you -Daniel

Happy Birthday Briar. I hope everything is doing well on the east coast and that your having a good time. Love -Mom P.S enjoy a nice dinner on me tonight.

STOP GETTING DRUNK AND THEN TAKING POT SHOTS AT MY DOG, CARL. OR I'LL CALL THE DAMN COPS!

Hello Sheriff. I'm writing to you about Carl, even after a few nights in jail he keeps shooting at my dog. I need help getting the paper work for a restraining order.

This is Ms.Laura teacher of your child's preschool, Katie has a fever, is becoming pale, and having a hard time responding. Can you take her to the doctors?

This is Ms.Laura teacher of your child's preschool. Today Derek got bit by his classmate Katie. We advise he see a doctor because of her strange behavior.

This is Ms.Laura, Again. Today Katie bit another classmate I can understand being irritable from being sick but I will not stand for this. Please call me this evening.

@Goatly the Goat These are great additions, when I get around to updating I'll be sure to add these

-I know that I'm late to the party, but I have some ideas if you're still modding



This is a note from your dear neighbor: Your daughter keeps scratching at the window and I am quite concerned about her mental health.

Dean, writing back. Just came back from the war and currently in-route for our "secret base"; Dark chocolate is advised, over and out.

Do not open the refrigerator without washing your hands this time! You know how mom gets about having germs on our food.

Mr. Ryan, your son Terry has been "preparing for the end" in class for 5 weeks straight! If you don't set him right, I will be forced to expel him and fire YOU.

No, this is not a happy note; Yes, your co-worker has lost his legs in a crash you have caused. And I will be taking your wheelchair for the rest of the life I have left!

Someone left the oven on, again. You know that this can burn down the whole house, right?!

The car has been fixed up, James. Payment will be requested once I've figured out what everything had cost

Thanks for the shipment of gardening supplies!

(DA) *This note is nothing but seemingly random scribbles written by someone named Dog*

Our patient reports having multiple bite wounds over his body after a fight with his daughter and is being brought to the ER. Treatment preparation is advised.

Ms. Laura, teacher of this preschool, has reported several incidents relating to her students; Security will be granted an extra officer on site for operation.

Dean writing, here. Couldn't find my wife, but I did find my child. If you happen to know someone with a shovel and a strong mind, please call me. Thanks, Carl.

Just found Dean's bike, today. You know where he lives, Gary, please sent this back to the poor guy. He still thinks *she* is still waiting for him.

Officer Philips of the Riverside school is reporting the recent death of a happy, young lad coming from Muldraugh. The cause of death appears to be of some case of sickness.

Terry just smashed a guy's skull in, by the courthouse of all places! The troublemaker will be sent held in his new cell until further action or sentence is declared. You're done!

Our doctors report that Mr. Garvey has been deceased for the past three hours, yet still able to move around in a desperate attempt at a surgeon's life. Awaiting orders.

A teacher position has recently opened up and we are glad to accept your application, Gary Reaves.

Gary, I sent my sympathies for your recent loss. If there's anything our mother can do for you, let us know. Perhaps a better wheelchair?

Heard about the new movie, the one with the cola advertisement?

i really want a Chevalier for my 20th birthday, mom, can you make that true?

i heard from Triple N that a car crash occured some time ago, i hope this finds you, Joe.

Merry Christmas from Grandma! to my favourite Cody! hope you like Muldraugh!

-Joseph, me and the kids have had enough. Check into rehab by Saturday, or I have no choice but to divorce you.

-Ginger, left coffee in pot, have to clock in early. half the store is sick

-I'm not going to apologize for keeping our children safe. Your mother is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ psychopath. Stop acting like a child and talk to me.

-Mom can I watch TV? Y/N circle one

-I left your truck keys on the table, made sure to top off the tank

-Don't look now but I think the neighbor's checking you out