20 Second Stun Lmao: Turns Chaos Bolt into a 200-radius line which applies the random stun and damage to anyone caught in it

Aaaa ♥♥♥♥ Giant Spider: Permanently steals a small percentage of stats from enemies she gets the killing blow on

AH-64 Apache Gunship: Rocket Flare changed to Pure damage and pierces Spell Immunity

Aloha Snackbar: Meat Hook applies a debuff called Jihad, which silences the enemy for 2 seconds and reduces the cooldown of Meat Hook and Suicide Squad Attack by 2 seconds if you kill the enemy while the buff is on them.

Annoying Little Spider: You can use Enchant Totem on allies to grant them the effect

Big Guy: Warpath provides 1 armor per stack

Blinkin Slammin Antimage: Increases Aftershock's stun duration to 0.5 seconds

Burd: Adds a new power called "Captain Morgan's Mixtape" which lets you place a mixtape on the ground and it plays supa hot fire that lowers the magic resistance of nearby enemies by 300% in a 500 radius. 300 second cooldown. Mixtape is invulnerable to all attacks.

Call of Duty: Attacks with an AWPer, granting +600 range. Name changed to CS:GO.

Catch that Chicken: Grants a power called "The Big ♥♥♥♥". Summons a large rooster which silences and applies Curse of Avernus with each attack. Effect lasts 1 second. The Big ♥♥♥♥ has a timed life of 10 seconds.

Cheeki Breeki: Gives Arcane Aura an active component which applies a purge to Cheeki and gives an instant burst of mana. Using it disables the passive until it comes off cooldown. 80 second cooldown.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: Can move through his own barriers

Coldsteel the Hedgehog: Thirst now grants a percentage of attack speed AND movement speed

Crazy Ass Time Guy: Grants Time Dilation power

Crowded Here: Removes cast point on Tombstone

Death Ward: Targets with Fatal Bonds on them deal less damage to you (of all types)

Dire Safe Lane: Feral Impulse grants a small amount of Magic damage to your minions

DBZ Character: Blink can be cast while silenced

Happy Little Leprecaughn: Last Will now steals gold from the target

Impetus: Impetus now deals damage based on how close the target is. Replaces Take Aim with Stampede on a 25 second cooldown which only effects Impetus.

King Flippy Nips: Walrus Punch also deals one rightclick to enemies in a 600 radius. The rightclick can have any on-hit effect except for Walrus Punch itself.

Korean Micro God: Boars can now cast Psionic Storm, damaging all enemies rapidly in a 200 radius, and 2 boars spawn now per cast. Also allows KMG to construct additional Pylons on a 300 second cooldown which reduces the cooldown of all his skills by 1 second. The effect stacks.

Le Balanced Axe Man: Skewer now has half the distance without Aghs

Life Jew: Insatiable Hunger grants 400 movespeed for its duration

MC Hammer: Changes Bash's damage type to Magical.

Mr Stompy: Slithereen Crush now has a long cast point, buying aghs reduces it but doesnt remove it

Mud Golem: Grants the power Tempest Double

Normal Dark Seer From Dota: Grants the Side Gunner ability from Gyro's aghs

Omega Kunkka: Same as Regular Kunkka's aghs but now also reduces armor of enemies by 15 temporarily

One Shot Lady: Killing with Sacred Arrow refreshes cooldown

Pinball Wizard: Ice Path turns into a radial effect around him

Please Do Not Hurt Waifu: Return gets an active which temporarily stops it from being Broken. Increases CM's model size by 40% while active.

Queen Crits-A-Lot: Can't use any of her crits till she buys this

Really Shouty Man: Sonic Wave gains damage based on his primary stat

Roshan: Gains a new power to toss an Aegis to the target, granting them Reincarnation for 5 seconds. That player can toss the Aegis to the nearest ally by clicking the buff button. Only one Aegis can be "in play" at a time. Enemies can take the Reincarnation buff by running into the Aegis while it flies out.

S P A C E M A N: Enemies who disrupt his Black Hole channeling are zapped with a level one Dagon blast.

Skeleton King: Wraithfire Blast applies a debuff for 10 seconds that causes the enemy to spawn a big-ass super skeleton when under Skeleton King's control if they die while the debuff is on them

Super Kill Myself Man: Gets the power Shallow Grave

Tarzan: Gives 3 charges to Timber Chain

The Forest: In addition to upgrading DVS, also increases healing from Leech Seed up to 800 per pulse the first time you use it

The Swarm: An illusion dying heals nearby illusions around it, including the original The Swarm

The Weatherman: Eye of the Storm now bounces to multiple targets with each blast

This Game Is Balanced: Gains a single target power which forces the user to disconnect (but not abandon). 400 second cooldown. Also gives regular bonuses to Thundergod's Wrath.