It would be awesome.

I can imagine the lines.

Scout: Stupid frickin' Douche!

Soldier: Your medical licence is now going to be expired by the AMERCIAN RIGHTS!!!

Pyro: *giggles* *Mumbling* *short giggle*

Demo: In scotland, we crack doctors like you across the bloody head, if they'd made a mistake!

Heavy: I love doctor, But not for now...

Engineer: Doc, get this outta me please.

Medic: OH haha, your pets can be very close to your heart!

Sniper: Medic, I, will, stab, the living hell out of you mate!

Spy: Ugh... seems like I have to change a few things about the way I murder enimies.