Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Black Market Beard
Evoxrus XV 31 Jan, 2015 @ 12:56am
Stats?
Stats for this cosmetic item.
- Extra 50% damage to his melee and gun becuse he is to badass looking
- All attacks does crits
- The spy's new badass look cause enemies nearby him to begin to bleed, get jarated, milked and marked for death cuz his looks are to good for them
- All his teamembers nearby him recieve 30% extra speed, do 50% extra damage with teir weapons, immune to crits and become ubercharged because his looks give them moral support and make them powerful from the radiation of his beard/mustache that gives everything around him power except his foes
These are good stats for this Spy moustache/beard that will make people want to wear it!
:3
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siekiera d-_-b 31 Jan, 2015 @ 3:12am 
Nice , Nice :D
HHM Longdog 31 Jan, 2015 @ 4:57am 
i wanna strange one!
dave miller 31 Jan, 2015 @ 5:31am 
+5000% swag
-no stats
Idelone Surgo 31 Jan, 2015 @ 6:34am 
pls for all class
Atomic Trifle TTV 31 Jan, 2015 @ 7:00am 
3000% extra damage
All enemy players instantly die
892% extra XP
42% larger penis size
Enemy playas get knockback on hit
No random critz
WeedSmoker420 31 Jan, 2015 @ 7:29am 
causes all enemy players tf2 game to crash and all their items get automatically traded to the wearers backpack
Juleris 31 Jan, 2015 @ 2:02pm 
Causes your Spy to wear a goatee, that's as deep as it gets. Also, I'm sure if Valve does add this to the game, they won't include facial flexes, same thing happened with the Cuban Bristle Crisis
Table 31 Jan, 2015 @ 6:15pm 
i am the one who knocks
Tau 1 Feb, 2015 @ 12:26am 
Originally posted by tigertamer™S>pro scattergun:
causes all enemy players tf2 game to crash and all their items get automatically traded to the wearers backpack
yes
Moronica 1 Feb, 2015 @ 10:14am 
this is stupid
Papa Jeff 1 Feb, 2015 @ 7:27pm 
I AM THE ONE WHO ♥♥♥♥♥
Rubicon 1 Feb, 2015 @ 11:54pm 
+50000 Damage
Gain 5 random keys for every kill
Has a chance to take killed oponents credit card details
Shows enemy oponents email address and password upon killing them
Banana
Ash :3 3 Feb, 2015 @ 1:52am 
10/10 would use -IGN
Butlër 12 Jan, 2016 @ 10:54am 
If any item from the outfit gets put in the game, will you give a couple copy to those who wanted this item? Like only for a couple people. -To Svdl
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