Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Criminal King
Evoxrus XV 29 Jan, 2015 @ 1:34am
S.T.A.T.S?
:3
100% PLUS DAMAGE
100% MORE SPEED
NO RANDOM CRITS
Thus this new atttire for the spy will make more players want to wear it:3
Last edited by Evoxrus XV; 29 Jan, 2015 @ 1:35am
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YILK 29 Jan, 2015 @ 7:21am 
ye
Magic Ball 29 Jan, 2015 @ 8:31am 
+ 50% Flame damage resistance
+ 25% Afterburn damage resistance
- Removes ability to use the Sapper.
Korstrynn 29 Jan, 2015 @ 9:10am 
+Gives you control over a thug army composed of 10 finely dressed Italian gentlemen with shotguns, handguns & uzis.
+Can't die until all thugs are died.
-Can only use revolver

PERFECTLY BALANCED NOW SHUSH
ub 29 Jan, 2015 @ 10:20am 
Lets Cross fingers for Valve To Add It First Eh?
soup 29 Jan, 2015 @ 10:37am 
ITS A F*CKING COSMETIC THERE ARE NO STATS!!
Thistlegloom 29 Jan, 2015 @ 12:32pm 
My idea for the stats is ""
Salty 29 Jan, 2015 @ 12:43pm 
Originally posted by Epestia:
ITS A F*CKING COSMETIC THERE ARE NO STATS!!
so?
Revenant :) 29 Jan, 2015 @ 12:59pm 
My main

frog 29 Jan, 2015 @ 3:45pm 
You sir are my new favorite person, thank you so much, dear friend.

Originally posted by BLONIC-- OC DO NOT STEAL:
+20000 SWEG POWER

- 1000 LLG

+2555111 MLG 360 NO SCOPE L33T H4X0R UTT3R UB3R SK1LL N0 1 C4N B3T

-1% Damage

+ NO 3SCOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!!

+Everyone you shoot dies

+Everyone you shoot dies of death poisoning

+Everyone you shoot causes them to die immediately and then one by one everyone dies because they died and thus the world goes extinct because you are Chuck Norris.

+Chuck Norris is Illuminati so you are 100000% Illuminati Power.

+ 20% Chuck testa

+666 Ş̻̙ḫ̟̞̬̺͚̜ṛ̡̯̲̣ͅe̶̲k̶ ͚̫i͕̘̖̘̯s̳͢ ̧̘l̥̟ͅo͖͔͓̦̪̖̦v̟̗̤e͍̭̣̹̬͙ ͇S͏͈͓̺̝̠ͅh̷͎̟̩̖̲̱r̖͇̬̯͢ẹ̦k͚̰͕̲ ͇̠͝i̶̘̘͕̣̭s̟̫̩ ͈l̻̯̳̣͟í̮̮̲͓̦̠̜f̳͎̦e̮̱̭̫̝ ̦̤̙̦p̧̫̬̮̫̤o̬̳̗̞͠w̻͙̘̝̠͕͝e̳̳̭͜r̪.͇̼̪̦̬̙̻͜

+Invokum gianticus in my panticus!
sigma female 29 Jan, 2015 @ 5:42pm 
Originally posted by CS:GO>TF2?>:
Lets Cross fingers for Valve To Add It First Eh?
Nope Nope Nope Why Must You Torture My Grammar Senses.
76561198162860451 29 Jan, 2015 @ 6:16pm 
Ok!
Montauk 29 Jan, 2015 @ 6:24pm 
Stats? Where we are going we dont need stats...
big smoke 30 Jan, 2015 @ 7:15am 
Originally posted by Evoxrus:
:3
100% PLUS DAMAGE
100% MORE SPEED
NO RANDOM CRITS
Thus this new atttire for the spy will make more players want to wear it:3
No dude thats too underpowered no random crits is too bad (Sarcasm if your stupid)
Harichi 30 Jan, 2015 @ 9:18am 
+25% damage resistance to all sources of damage (except explosives) (David Tennant is bullet-proof)
-10% speed. (Overcoats are heavy, okay?)
30% lower weapon switch speed (WHICH POCKET IS THIS IN!?)
Last edited by Harichi; 30 Jan, 2015 @ 9:23am
Melon 30 Jan, 2015 @ 1:22pm 
Originally posted by BLONIC-- OC DO NOT STEAL:
+20000 SWEG POWER

- 1000 LLG

+2555111 MLG 360 NO SCOPE L33T H4X0R UTT3R UB3R SK1LL N0 1 C4N B3T

-1% Damage

+ NO 3SCOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!!

+Everyone you shoot dies

+Everyone you shoot dies of death poisoning

+Everyone you shoot causes them to die immediately and then one by one everyone dies because they died and thus the world goes extinct because you are Chuck Norris.

+Chuck Norris is Illuminati so you are 100000% Illuminati Power.

+ 20% Chuck testa

+666 Ş̻̙ḫ̟̞̬̺͚̜ṛ̡̯̲̣ͅe̶̲k̶ ͚̫i͕̘̖̘̯s̳͢ ̧̘l̥̟ͅo͖͔͓̦̪̖̦v̟̗̤e͍̭̣̹̬͙ ͇S͏͈͓̺̝̠ͅh̷͎̟̩̖̲̱r̖͇̬̯͢ẹ̦k͚̰͕̲ ͇̠͝i̶̘̘͕̣̭s̟̫̩ ͈l̻̯̳̣͟í̮̮̲͓̦̠̜f̳͎̦e̮̱̭̫̝ ̦̤̙̦p̧̫̬̮̫̤o̬̳̗̞͠w̻͙̘̝̠͕͝e̳̳̭͜r̪.͇̼̪̦̬̙̻͜

+Invokum gianticus in my panticus!

you are god...nice zalgo text
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