1: H-hewwo is anybody thewe

2: cave slowly begins to fill with water

1: H-hewwo pwease somebody hewp me H-ewwo!!

2: you can feel the surface of the water barely lapping at you

1: Nononono hewwo!! Hewwo! Hewp me

2: God wwest youw soul

1: Hewwo! Ma'am why awe you doing this to me Hewwo!! Hewp me pwease

2: <picture of Obama>

1: M-mr obama is that you Hewwo! Pwease hewp me i seem to be in a wittle bit of twubble mr obama hewwo H-hewwo

2: <picture of Obama; zoomed in slightly>

1: @( ◕ x ◕ )@

1: Pwease Mr Obama Pwease save me i downt wanna die

1: H-hewwo mr obama awe you still thewe

2: <picture of Obama; zoomed in slightly more>

1: M-mr obama pwease im drowning H-hewwo im scawed

1: Ill do anything fow you mr obama pwease hewp

2: Anything?

1: Anything for you mr obama :3

2: Then perish

2: <picture of Obama zoomed on his eyes with a red tint>

1: D: