Disclaimer: If you want to do this legit there's a map in spawn that shows all of these locations

-Pick up the card that is on top of the dead body on the outside balcony upstairs
-Place the card in the library downstairs in the electrical panel on the wall next to the fireplace

-Pick up JFK's speech upstairs in the green treaty room on the table (room with the claymores)
-Place the speech in the vending machine downstairs in the hallway near the garden

-Pick up book from the spawn room table
-Place in the spawn room's bookshelf

-Pick up Teddy Roosevelt's glasses in the library on the shelf next to the fireplace
-Place the glasses on the nightstand upstairs in the bedroom (the room who's door leads to the giant hole in the floor)

-Pick up book on top of the fireplace mantle to the right of the M16 in the ballroom
-Place the book on the bookshelf in the power room

-Pick up Jeffersons shirt on the bed in the bedroom that's left of the power room
-Place the shirt in the dresser in the red room next to spawn

-Pick up dish in the dining room at the head of the table
-Place in the china room downstairs on one of the big shelves

-Pick up Lincoln's hat from the downstairs movie theater on a chair
-Place on the coat hanger in the main hall outside spawn next to Teddy Roosevelt's portrait.

-Pick Up Reagan's film reel in the downstairs china room in the corner
-Place the reel in the cinema camera in the movie theater downstairs

-Pick up Taft's underpants in the presidential bedroom hanging on a table (the room who's door leads to the giant hole in the floor)
-Place the shirt in the dresser in the green room next to spawn

-Pick Up Washington's wig downstairs and to the right in the hallway on the ground
-Place the wig on the display head in the dining room
(THIS IS A NEW PERK-A-COLA.  IT ALLOWS YOU TO DOUBLE TAP JUMP AND YOU'LL SPRING HIGH IN THE AIR OVER THE ZOMBIES.  GOOD FOR ESCAPING WHEN TRAPPED)



-First part is a red button sitting on a couch in the upstairs yellow oval room

-Second part is a control panel located in between some columns on the spawn floor in the main hall.  It's next to Teddy Roosevelt's portrait

-Third part is downstairs in the corner next to the Lincoln statue in the MP5 room

-Build in the Oval office on the desk.  (If you don't know how to access this room, see the Pack a Punch guide above)

-Once built, if activated, a 60 second countdown will begin and when time is up all zombies on the map will die to the trap



-In the MP5 room you will see a glowing blue card ON TOP of one of the portraits on the wall.  Shoot it and pick it up.

-Have Pack a Punch opened. (see the guide above if that's not done) Go to the computer in the bunker downstairs.  Place the program into the computer.  You will now be able to call in ghostly support from several activation panels throughout the map.



-Open & Buy Hop Scotch perk (see above)
-Build Nuclear Trap (see above)
-Set up the Secret Service Specter (see above)

STEP 1- Once you set up the prerequisites, activate the Secret Service Specter at one of the panels.  Once he lands, lead him to the room where the first slide is. (the one that's on the main map's side)  You will see an afterlife symbol right as you come up the stairs and an afterlife symbol directly below it.  Try to goad the Secret Service specter into jumping through the afterlife symbol.  This may take a minute or two as although he is attracted to that portal, it's not always easy to get him into it.  You'll know you did it when you hear a sound queue play.  At this point some wires should come out of the wall right in front of the afterlife symbol at the top of the staircase.

STEP 2- Go down the slide towards Pack a Punch.  On this side of the map, there should be a window barrier near a flare.  High up above that window there's a set of wires that are incomplete.  Double tap jump using the Hop Scotch perk and you can place the wires and complete the circuit.

STEP 3- Go back to the main map and underneath the White House in the bunker, there is a computer.  Interact with it and the computer will start talking to you

STEP 4- After activating the computer, five Apothicon growths should spawn in one by one. You'll have to shoot them off the power lines in this order.  (They will take a few bullets to kill)
Growth 1: In the Hop Scotch room in the corner of the ceiling
Growth 2: In the bedroom left of power in the corner of the ceiling
Growth 3: Look through the window barrier on the outside balcony upstairs.  It's in the corner of that barrier room on the ceiling
Growth 4: Outside the spawn room barriers clinging to a column
Growth 5: Downstairs and to the right (near where you got the wig to access Hop Scotch) just off the map on the ceiling

STEP 5- Go to the power room.  Just next to power there's a circuit breaker.  Use it to reboot comms.  This will start a lockdown that will last 1-2 rounds

STEP 6- Go back to the computer in the bunker.  Try to reconnect to the military base.  Once that fails the computer will give you a keycard for the weapons room.

STEP 7- Go down the slide and proceed deeper into the bunker.  Next to where you jumped up and placed the wires, there should be a large door.  Insert the card into the control panel and it will open up revealing wonder weapons to be picked up.  You can only pick one for the entire game.  If you lose the weapon you pick up, it will be gone for good.

STEP 8- In the back right corner of the room you should see a tinier computer. If you don't see this computer it's because you didn't build the nuclear trap yet (see the guide above). You can use the computer to reposition the nuclear coordinates for 75,000 points. 

STEP 9- Once you've bought the 75000 points, you can walk up to the nuclear trap.  Now the text should prompt you to call a nuclear strike directly on the White House.  This will end the game.


Look up at the hole in the dining room ceiling.  You will see a small keycard hanging off the wood beams.  Shoot it and it will fall down.  Pick it up and take it to the computer.  There you can place the keycard in the slot just to the left of the monitors and a free perk powerup will spawn.


Look up at the pillar just left of the mystery box on the balcony.  You will see a keycard hanging inside the top of the pillar.  Shoot it and it will fall down.  Pick it up and take it to the computer.  There you can place the keycard in the slot just to the left of the monitors and a free endless bullets powerup will spawn.


Go to the oval office.  On the bookshelf just right of the desk there will be a keycard on the top of it.  Shoot it and it will fall down.  Pick it up and take it to the computer.  There you can place the keycard in the slot just to the left of the monitors and a free max ammo powerup will spawn.


Go to the slide launching spot that's on the main map's side.  Look up at one of the beams.  If you look closely, in the dark, you can see a keycard hanging off one of the beams.  Shoot it and it will fall down.  Pick it up and take it to the computer.  There you can place the keycard in the slot just to the left of the monitors and a free fire sale powerup will spawn.


Go all the way up top to the president's bedroom just left of the hole in the floor.  Go up to the door with caution tape on it and hold the action button.  You will hear Richtofen from the other side of the wall.  After you listen to him you will need to complete most of the Easter Egg. Once you open up the Winter's Howl room, grab the folder that's on the workbench.  Go back to the door and slide the folder under the door to Richtofen by holding the action button.  He will then slide back a keycard as payment under the door.  Pick it up and take it to the computer.  There you can place the keycard in the slot just to the left of the monitors 9 free perk powerups will spawn.


Take the slide to the Pack a Punch section of the map.  There you should find an afterlife symbol on the wall of the room the slide takes you to.  Activate the Secret Service Specter call station on that side of the map.  Once activated, take him to that portal in the wall.  Try to goad him into going into that afterlife symbol.  You'll know you did it right when a sound queue plays.  After which, a blue keycard should float out of the wall.  Take the slide back to the main map and put the keycard in the computer.  The Secret Service Specter should now have a Pack a Punched weapon and will glow red.


Shoot the following when playing as the corresponding characters to get secret character quotes
-If playing as Bush-> Shoot the picture of his father upstairs.
-If playing as Obama-> Shoot the picture of Abe Lincoln in the dining room
-If playing as Trump-> Shoot the picture of Hillary Clinton in the downstairs hallway
-If playing as Biden-> Shoot the picture of George Washington in the ballroom



Radio 1- In the dining room behind the fire in the fireplace.  Explains what happened prior to the events of "Gettysburg zombies"

Radio 2- In the yellow oval room upstairs on a table.  Features a Harry Truman debrief after the events of "Wonder Weapon Factory"

Radio 3- On the floor inside the boarded room downstairs from the oval office.  A mysterious radio about Richtofen and his evil intentions

Radio 4- In the ballroom under a bench on the floor.  Explains how the zombies map "Five" concluded and the origins of the JFK zombified boss,

Radio 5- In the Double Tap Root Beer room under the bed.  Features George Bush's reaction to learning of "the void"

Radio 6- In the hallway outside the movie theater leaning on the wall next to the garden.  Features Barack Obama talking about the events of "Lager Der Verfluchten"

Radio 7- In the library in the bottom of the shelf in the corner.  Donald Trump explains the discovery of the Summoning Key in New Mexico

Radio 8- In spawn next to the couch.  Explains what happened in the minutes prior to the map loading in.


Pick up the telepad in the yellow oval room behind the couch.  You can now create two portals with it.  Both portals will take you back up to the yellow oval room and they're just a way for faster travel.
Telepad 1- Just before walking in the Oval Office on the left
Telepad 2- In the Widows Wine room next to the camera


Look through the window barrier next to the portrait of George Bush Sr.  Look towards the collapsed staircase and look at the picture of the toothless guy


Go up to the portrait of each character that was in the zombies map "Five"  Press F on all 4 of them and the song will play.  ("Damned AE" by Kevin Sherwood)

Go up to the telephone in the Oval Office (PAP room). Press F on the telephone 3 times. It should make a different sound each time you press it. Shout out the youtuber Picarys that made this song specifically for this map ("White House Zombies" by Picarys)