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- What happened
I had followed all the steps necessary to create a server, going as far to buy one from the reputable gentlemen at the I G N Company who had advertised a very good price. they were very friendly and with the transfer of five thousand dollars to the Bank of Zimbabwe's special branch, I was assured it would be up 'very good, very fast, yes.' Confident with this knowledge, I ventured onto the Steam Workshop to 'pimp out' my new server, as my good friend and mentor DMX would say. Upon stumbling on your mod, I was delighted, as this would allow me to teleport towards any player with concerns about their wellbeing or other such things. I welcomed this greatly, as I was determined my server would bring about a new age of delight to potential players, thus installing your seemingly benign and helpful mod. However, as I launched the Garry's Mod server maker executable I had been supplied with by the reputable folks in the court of the king of Zimbabwe, upon installing with recommended options and running my copy of Garry's Mod on Steam, I heard much godawful screeching from my High End Speakers (installed by the BestBuy Geeksquad). On investigation, it appears that my desktop backround had changed to resemble a large black man having what can only be described as loving relations with a Chihuahua and a Barn Owl. Inspecting my Windows 8 Metro™ revealed that I also had supplemental windows of Microsoft Internet Explorer open, depicting that same Mega Negro tenderly loving a donkey, goat and even a Swede among other things. After calling my faithful friend, the God Prince D'Waka of the Bank of Zimbabwe, he assured me it would be fixed in due time, provided I gave my location details and signed a couple of things for him. After doing so electronically using my Apple™ keyboard (It Just Works!) I slept soundly that night, confident the Zimbabwean authorities sent their best men to assist me with this problem. However, I fear that they did not reach me in time, because when I woke up, I was being hauled south across the Sahara Desert by an elderly gentleman who appeared to have a large group of friends, all of which were training to become escape artists, given how they were being dragged along behind camels, in restraints. I thought that he was a nice guy, to help his friends with their careers like that. Calmly explaining the situation to him, I asked him to turn back as there appeared to be some kind of mistake. It appeared however that in his language that meant something entirely less appropriate, given what happened afterwards. This continued until I reached an area far to the south of the African continent, perhaps near my friends in the Zimbabwean Royal Court. I knew that they could help me out and explain what had happened to my new friend and what appeared to be his fully grown child, who was, in traditional fashion, helping his father out whilst learning the basics of using an AK47. A stroke of misfortune happened as were were travelling in the jungle, and my restraints were destroyed by the foliage as we went through. I was unconscious at the time however, and when I woke up I could not find my new friend. Voyaging through the jungle, I reached what appeared to be a city. I'm writing this from an internet cafe somewhere in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, I think.
- How you triggered it
As I said, I merely opened Garry's Mod with your mod installed.
- The error (if applicable)
I was not provided one as my computer was flooded with pictures of a dark skinned man having his way with many animals.
I'd appreciate it if you could get back to me ASAP
Regards and good wishes - Crash