i'm from the future, like really

we actually raided area 51 in that september we thought we could win but the plan failed badly because the US miltary somehow allied with the aliens and nuked us

out of a million people joined the raid, only 30 survived, i was one of them

also are 51 is actually not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ military base but rather a rest area for the intergalatical highway from milky way to andromeda