The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Really Useful Useless Items 2
HashireV3 27 Jun, 2014 @ 2:32am
my ideas for really useful useless items 2
a spoon that does 1 damage and weighs about 3000 and is sellable for about 2 gold

http://memegenerator.net/instance/51734087

craftable skooma at a forge that lowers all your stats to level 0 for a day

eatable bones and skulls that gives you a random diease but increase to health

fire rock candy ignites user and grants weakness to fire

a bow that shoots ice wraiths

a sword that when it hits a enemy it engulfs them with smoke eh? eh? no? fine.

a waraxe that does the exact oppsiste instead of damageing enemies it hurts the user every swing

a shout that does absolutely ♥♥♥♥ing nothing

a mannequin that follows you around and does nothing else

a traveling merchant that wont sell anything to you because you are dragonborn

a dreadic sword that when being held drains the users health

water rock candy that when ate and user goes into a body of water the water hurts them but also gives water breatheing
Last edited by HashireV3; 27 Jun, 2014 @ 2:33am
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chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [developer] 27 Jun, 2014 @ 7:13am 
you made a meme...for meeeeee?
chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [developer] 27 Jun, 2014 @ 7:15am 
great ideas btw,but I still have that problem with spoons just hovering above ground
HashireV3 27 Jun, 2014 @ 7:17am 
Originally posted by McBook:
you made a meme...for meeeeee?

yes i made a meme just for you
A weapon that's a living rabbit, which may or may not increase your pickpocket when equipped.
chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [developer] 30 Jun, 2014 @ 7:28am 
Originally posted by DRACO+MasyafEternallyPrussian:
A weapon that's a living rabbit, which may or may not increase your pickpocket when equipped.

A weapon that increases your pickpocket maybe,but a living rabbit as weapon? I don´t think that´s even possible
HashireV3 30 Jun, 2014 @ 9:08am 
Originally posted by McBook:
Originally posted by DRACO+MasyafEternallyPrussian:
A weapon that's a living rabbit, which may or may not increase your pickpocket when equipped.

A weapon that increases your pickpocket maybe,but a living rabbit as weapon? I don´t think that´s even possible

i dont mod at all so i dont know if you can but wouldn't you be able to just rig a fixed first-person weapon model?
chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [developer] 30 Jun, 2014 @ 10:03am 
With my current knowledge I´m limited to Creation Kit,but once I´ve got enough time,I´ll start looking into NIFSkope
chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [developer] 1 Jul, 2014 @ 9:02am 
I´ve looked through your suggestions once again,and barely any of them seems "really useful" to me
HashireV3 1 Jul, 2014 @ 9:06am 
Originally posted by McBook:
I´ve looked through your suggestions once again,and barely any of them seems "really useful" to me

im just doing the useless part
chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [developer] 1 Jul, 2014 @ 9:21am 
oh,ok then
HashireV3 1 Jul, 2014 @ 9:48am 
Originally posted by McBook:
oh,ok then

XD
chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [developer] 1 Jul, 2014 @ 10:00am 
Originally posted by (¢λλ) Surreal Smoke:
Originally posted by McBook:
oh,ok then

XD
really useless quote-ception
Etemon-sama 9 Jul, 2014 @ 3:36pm 
How about a fire ax that sets the user on fire? XD
forgotten being 10 Jul, 2014 @ 11:33am 
Or a sword that creates an explosion of quills, and makes chicken noises when you hit someone with it
chicken, give me tendies, reeee!  [developer] 11 Jul, 2014 @ 2:05pm 
animal noises on weapon-related actions is doable
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