No one dared to kick or mute him, no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip

big iron on his hip

It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip

To the town of teufort rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer though a youth of 24
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and 19 more
One and 19 more
Now the stranger started talking, made it plain to folks around
Was an Arizona ranger, wouldn't be too long in town
He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter he was after Texas Red
After Texas Red
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Texas Red
But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead
20 men had tried to take him, 20 men had made a slip
21 would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
The morning passed so quickly, it was time for them to meet
It was 20 past 11 when they walked out in the street
Folks were watching from the windows, everybody held their breath
They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death
About to meet his death
There was 40 feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today
Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round
There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground
Oh, he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
Big iron, big iron
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

Originally posted by ✰Space Cowboy✰:

It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip

Big iron on his hip
In this town there lived an aimbot by the name of Aussie Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were left
He was vicious and a hacker though a youth of 24
And the notches on his rifle numbered one and 19 more
One and 19 more

@British Rifleman Tom I think I'll just nick that real quick...


To the map: c-t-f Teufort rode a stranger one fine day,
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
No one dared to ask his class main, no one dared to make a slip,
The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip,

Big iron on his hiiiiip~

It was early in the morning when he rode into the town,
He came riding from the search-queue slowly looking all around
"He's a 'sweater loose and 'stomping," came the whisper from each lip,
And he's here to get a kill-streak with the big iron on his hip,

Big iron on his hiiiiip~

In this town there lived a spinbot by the name of LMAO Red,
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead,
He was vicious and a hacker though a youth of twenty-four,
And the notehces on his rifle numberd one and nineteen more,

One and nineteen mooooore~

Now the stranger started talking, made it plain to folks around,
Was a thousand-hour player, wouldn't be to long in town,
He came here to take a hacker back and banned or maybe dead,
He said it didn't matter, he was after LMAO Red,

After LMAO Reeeeeeeed~

Wasn't long before the story was noticed by LMAO Red,
But the spinbot didn't worry, men that tried before were dead,
Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip,
Twenty-one would be the stranger with the big iron on his hip,

Big iron on his hiiiiip~

The morning passed so quickly, it was time for them to fight,
It was twenty past eleven when they stepped out in the light,
Players looked on from the spawn, everybody held their breath,
They knew this passing stranger was about to meet his death,

'Bout to meet his deaaaath~

There was forty feet between them when they stopped to take their shots,
And the swiftness of the stranger is still feared among the bots,
LMAO Red had not yet fired, 'fore a VAC-ban fairly ripped,
And the stranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip,

Big iron on his hiiiiiip~

It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered 'round,
There the before them laid the body of the spinbot on the ground,
Oh, he might've went on trolling, but he made one fatal slip,
When he tried to match the stranger with the big iron on his hip,

Big iron on his hiiiiip~