Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Sir Salix 4 Mar, 2014 @ 8:39am
Stats?
+100% awesomeness
+999999% damage done with all class (for some reson)
+No damage taken
+whole team only deals kritz
+rockets auto air blast
+scouts and building die when in you veiw

-Ewww oil : you flame thrower slips from your hands every 2 days

+++++ spawns a buring team captin every 2 hours :demoticon:
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frobs 4 Mar, 2014 @ 9:33am 
why not :D
BigSlooppa 4 Mar, 2014 @ 10:19am 
Finally, stats that make sense!
Sir Salix 4 Mar, 2014 @ 10:23am 
Ikr!!!
themilkman 4 Mar, 2014 @ 10:54am 
#Op
Sir Salix 4 Mar, 2014 @ 10:56am 
-+- no random kritz insted ever hit is kritz lol
thx for tf2 :) 4 Mar, 2014 @ 11:55am 
Best stats EU
Agarast 4 Mar, 2014 @ 2:45pm 
The sandvich gives 100% more health.
+20 bullet resistance on waeres -10 fire resistance on wearer wearer takes afterburn
*wearer
Saber 4 Mar, 2014 @ 3:10pm 
+Special Attack: Spawns a Unusual Burning Hot Dogger in your inventory. :msfortune:
SeventhSam 4 Mar, 2014 @ 3:20pm 
dint forget the food truck efect evry day a burning virtul view vinder and austrial frying pan come
Exostretch 4 Mar, 2014 @ 4:01pm 
You get a valve flame thrower, valve shotgun, and a specialized killedstreak australium frying pan!
Sir Salix 4 Mar, 2014 @ 11:13pm 
Evere time pyro dies you get 3 items of your choice for free
♣♠Tapsu♠♣ 5 Mar, 2014 @ 11:01am 
lets stick with these stats!!!!! (i mean why not??) (right??)
trash beast 5 Mar, 2014 @ 11:57am 
If Valve takes the stats seriously and doesn't add the hat because of this joke, I will beh MAHDDZZ
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