Team Fortress 2

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The Lounger's Linens
Dratbil 31 Jul, 2019 @ 10:04pm
how is this thing fireproof
???
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Muhai  [developer] 31 Jul, 2019 @ 10:53pm 
Just don't ask questions.
Bonk Nickeltoon  [developer] 31 Jul, 2019 @ 11:29pm 
Originally posted by Dratbil:
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Our top scientists made sure that the material used in this robe could not be set on fire, and that it withstood every test given to ensure 100% flame-proof quality.

Ok, I lied. We really don't know how this robe is fireproof. It just is.
Enderspoons 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:10am 
Asbestos.

Pyro's suit is made of asbestos. Logically, so is his bathrobe.

Somehow, he/she/it hasn't died of asbestos poisoning after all these years.
Yakuza Merkitzi 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:17am 
Anything pyro wears in TF2 Is fireproof. even a wool sweater.
Last edited by Yakuza Merkitzi; 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:18am
Sabani 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:40am 
Originally posted by Dratbil:
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Because Pyro is already HOT! You can't burn something that already is burning.
Last edited by Sabani; 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:40am
Ezoc™ 1 Aug, 2019 @ 3:14am 
Oh Your Right
cooper 1 Aug, 2019 @ 10:03am 
Originally posted by Dratbil:
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how is the sweet smissmas sweater fireproof
Muhai  [developer] 1 Aug, 2019 @ 10:08am 
Dont forget about the north pole fleece
Kiwi Stranger 1 Aug, 2019 @ 10:20am 
Why expect logic in nuTF2? For a long time now, hats have been ebin maymays instead of logical things keeping with the 60s mercenary aesthetic.
Y'all know 'bout fire blankets right, probably using that as fabric.
it just works
Muhai  [developer] 1 Aug, 2019 @ 12:22pm 
"Now that is what gaming is all about" -Bullyhunter
manic 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:32pm 
This is TF2.
hedgehog PUG 1 Aug, 2019 @ 1:40pm 
Originally posted by Enderspoons:
Asbestos.

Pyro's suit is made of asbestos. Logically, so is his bathrobe.

Somehow, he/she/it hasn't died of asbestos poisoning after all these years.

So are you saying that Pyro could just be Valve's version of Asbestos lady from the 90s Marvel comics if he/she/it is female? Asbestos Lady did die from asbestos poisoning tho. Could Pyro be some sort of creature that is immune to the effects of Asbestos?
Frye 魚 1 Aug, 2019 @ 2:34pm 
wonder if some legend is gonna make a fempyro version of this
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