*Sighs and pinches the skin between his eyes* Seriously? Another slot game? And this one's even worse than the last one...Strip Slot Sonja. Sure, that one had a lot to be desired, but this.....THIS......This trainwreck...This garbage heap....this.....this abomination! This piece of sh*t is just.....awful!!! Probably one of the worst games I've ever played.

In its base form, JermaSlots is just a slots game much like Strip Slot Sonja with rewards for matches giving you minigames or....useless video events. Of course, this game acknowledges before you even get to the slots that the slots are boring and a main factor to the game's failure as it tells you how to cheat to get the rewards (which you most likely will). Most rewards will be completely pointless and you won't be able to save, meaning that there's no point in accumulating your wealth when you can just cheat to win from the very beginning.

There's a crossing road minigame called "Byeah", which is actually halfway decent and shows the most work done to make it slightly more competent. Aside from that, you can unlock a child's puzzle followed by Picross...with 2 obnoxious videos playing while you're thinking. Aside from that, you get annoying and lazy cinematics.

So, do I recommend this game? Not a chance! I mean, sure if you want achievements, but if you want a good game, this is not it! It's more like a homage...or a severely unhealthy obsession with a Twitch streamer that is only funny to the developer himself and was made while he got too high on weed one day. Aside from one minigame, there is not one thing I enjoyed about my hour of playing this game and you will most likely be playing this for even less time if you choose to pick it up. Sorry, "Jerma985", but this game did not work in your favor in my opinion and only made me NOT want to know about you.

0.25 / 10 So long and thanks for the achievements!