This is the tale of Lancelot, the gay.
In the internet, all he does is suck deeck all day.
To join a lobby, this beach always does
but the lobby never loads, causing a fuss.
He has no love, no life, and more importantly, no deeck to speak of.
But loads of time to waste he has, 'cause his life has no worth, to speak of.
All the unsuspecting players join his lobby knowing no better.
But the lobby will never load, even if you wait 'til December.
He'll flame, he'll rant, throwing the blame on another.
But only ruuueauatards don't know, that everyone foockkcss his mother.
So here's a caution to Lancelot the gay.
If you see his lobby, don't join or you won't get to play.