When drinking
-Increases the speed of the engineer (I would say about 25-50%)
-Increase wrench speed (being able to upgrade buildings faster, I'd say about 50% faster)
-It decreases the speed of recharge of Shotgun and pistol (because drunks do not recharge very well, would decrease about 30%)
-Engineer is more vulnerable to damage (15% I recommend)
-The Engineer has a blurred vision that makes difficult the hits with firearm (drunk)
Effect lasts 8 seconds

These are my suggestions for status, what do you think?

This thread was a meme xd

Why would beer make someone faster at running?

PROS: VISIT PYROLAND
CON: YOU ONLY CAN SEE IT IN PYROLAND

nah, maybe like the cozy camper?

Hmm maybe just give you a buff for some time in exchange for being drunk like your screen shakes or sumthing?

+ 50% Relaxation
- 67% Sobriety

+ Replaces the bottles the Engi drinks while in Rancho Relaxo
+ Infinite chill
- Main Demo

Originally posted by AviatorSam:

Why would beer make someone faster at running?

hahahaha so true

This meme thread was taken to far

+ It's a cosmetic
- It's not a weapon

+you look cool
+you got cold beer on your back, ready to crack open any time
+Better than warm beer siting in the sun all day
+Holds, three beers, two for you and one for a friend.

Beer that players drink in 5 meters will taste 500% better.
(Does not have a crit chance.)

If we were to take this seriously as a weapon, it'd most likely be a secondary.

+1-4 (I suggest 2) health per second.
+10-25 max health.

If it were to have downsides (for whatever reason,) I suppose it'd be:

-25% from healing sources (besides the healing from the item itself.)

Does that sound balanced enough? I thought it'd be more of a defensive item because, well, it's a giant metal box on your back with drinks in it. That's gotta do somethin'.

I think it should send you into Pyroland.


I mean, you ARE drunk.