Stats-
+10% faster heal rate
+20% ubercharge duration
+Ubercharge festivises heal targets' weapons
+Ubercharge is good for taking out enemy medics with this (read last downside)

-Ubercharge is pretty much ♥♥♥♥ing useless
-90% overheal rate
-75% overheal
-Heal target takes 30% extra damage
-Wearer is 50% damage vulnerable to festive weapons


Obviously a joke lol, its not meant to have stats.