+Each kill grants chesthair
+Chesthair does more damage, speed
-Miss takes away chesthair

Guys, NO, I repeat, no all-class weapon has any stats. They all function identically to the stock melees.

Początkowo opublikowane przez SilverWind:

Guys, NO, I repeat, no all-class weapon has any stats. They all function identically to the stock melees.

I DO WHAT I WANT
Immune to being scared
No random crits(real men don't need random crits)
On kill: lights corpse on fire
On kill: loudly yells "SAXTON HALE!"
I thank you for your time.

Początkowo opublikowane przez =Uber The Sylveon=:

Początkowo opublikowane przez SilverWind:

Guys, NO, I repeat, no all-class weapon has any stats. They all function identically to the stock melees.

I DO WHAT I WANT
Immune to being scared
No random crits(real men don't need random crits)
On kill: lights corpse on fire
On kill: loudly yells "SAXTON HALE!"
I thank you for your time.

that's a really good one

Początkowo opublikowane przez videogamemaster319:

Początkowo opublikowane przez =Uber The Sylveon=:

I DO WHAT I WANT
Immune to being scared
No random crits(real men don't need random crits)
On kill: lights corpse on fire
On kill: loudly yells "SAXTON HALE!"
I thank you for your time.

that's a really good one

What about if corpses blew up AND THEN caught on fire.

Początkowo opublikowane przez skelital remains of spelling:

Początkowo opublikowane przez videogamemaster319:

that's a really good one

What about if corpses blew up AND THEN caught on fire.

I have new stats:
Immune of being scared

On hit ally: removes scared status from ally. Might trigger a motivating phrase from the action figure.

No random crits at all(ALL of your weapons no longer receive random crits, because a real man doesnt need random crits! Normal crits are perfectly okay tho)

On kill: set corpse on fire

On crit kill: set corpse on fire and send it flying at around sandman tauntkill speeds, before it explodes after a delay(similar to a bombinonicon), spread flaming gibs everywhere. Also, this causes the action figure to scream one of its 12 precoded phrases. Might give an achievement the first time you do it.

It might seem like a straight upgrade, but remember that the Third Degree is an actual straight upgrade, and hardly anyone uses it.

stock reskin but crit and mini crit kills jib the enemy and plus 100 dmg to hippies