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Robodoc
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THIS MOD DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. IT SERVES NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN DECORATION. IT IS USELESS. IT DOESN'T WORK. IT'S A SCAM. IT'S NOT FUNNY. IT'S NOT WORKING. IT'S CANCER. IT DOESN'T HEAL CANCER. IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?



DOWNLOAD AND ACTIVATE ROBODOC NOW.

  • ROBODOC took more than twenty minutes to make!

  • ROBODOC brings advanced artificial intelligence and robotics to Barotrauma!

  • Robodoc is 110% vanilla and always works!

  • ROBODOC can heal any affliction with high precision!

  • ROBODOC functions under water, in space, and needs no electricity!

  • ROBODOC renders all medics and doctors obsolete!

  • DOWNLOAD AND ACTIVATE ROBODOC NOW.

"How do I use ROBODOC?"

ROBODOC is very easy to use! Follow these simple steps:
  • DOWNLOAD AND ACTIVATE ROBODOC
  • Place ROBODOC anywhere you want!
  • Put injured person on the special ROBODOC Treatment Bench(tm)
  • Close the curtains. ROBODOC is very shy and can't function while somebody is looking.
  • Wait until the patented ROBODOC healing process is finished.
  • Congratulations! You have successfully used ROBODOC!

"I'm so sorry! My ROBODOC seems to be malfunctioning. Have I done something wrong?"
Yes, you forgot to activate ROBODOC. Activate ROBODOC by clicking the ROBODOC Like button.
By clicking the Like button, you activate magical technological healing powers of ROBODOC.

REMEMBER:
  • ROBODOC is your friend.

  • You can trust ROBODOC.

  • You must follow any instructions given by ROBODOC.

  • DOWNLOAD AND ACTIVATE ROBODOC NOW.

STOP REMEMBERING NOW

Legal disclaimer: The author is not liable for any physical or mental trauma, or loss of life caused by robodoc's actions or inactions. Robodoc(tm) must not be allowed to operate heavy machinery. Under no circumstances should Robodoc(tm) be given access to nuclear weapons.
Коментарів: 36
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Rat'Var Cultist 12 серп. 2023 о 4:56 
I don't think robodoc exists
Rat'Var Cultist 30 лип. 2023 о 0:34 
I cant even get ROBODOC
uberdrück  [автор] 27 лип. 2023 о 4:28 
Hj5, KotikYinotik:
You are both right.
hj5 27 лип. 2023 о 0:37 
@KotikYinotik ROBODOC doesn't take kindly to insults.
Whiskeyjack 7 черв. 2023 о 21:07 
You're an absolute Legend for this one!!!! Keep up the amazing work you're doing! Restored my faith in humanity!
uberdrück  [автор] 16 трав. 2023 о 20:13 
I wouldn't worry too much about it. Think about ti this way: Did those arms and legs really belong to the medic in the first place? I'm sure the Coalition judge will understand.
Galaxies 16 трав. 2023 о 14:59 
Will this work for healing major medical issues?

I accidentally... uhh... 'severed' off the medic's arms and legs. If Robodoc tech support could help me out, I'd be saved a LOT of legal fees.
uberdrück  [автор] 16 трав. 2023 о 6:24 
If course! Robodoc can fix two patients simultaneously.
kingmagma111 15 трав. 2023 о 20:07 
Can robodoc save my marriage?
uberdrück  [автор] 15 трав. 2023 о 12:55 
@Lukas
Robodoc is programmed with the latest advancements in medicine.
According to virtually every medical professional, Hemopneumothorax is caused by a deficiency in yellow bile. It seems like Robodoc performed a healthy and beneficial bloodletting function in order to re-balance the humors.
But is ok, I sent you refund :DDD