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Corporate wants to see your resignation effective immediately.

They took and took, denied you your pay requests, and gaslighted you.
They hoard profit to benefit themselves, while wasting it on the competition.
They are swift to cut you off and to bully,
and will use all of their weight to push the less fortunate around without hardly a warning.

This vessel can do all of that, and more!
It steals energy from its enemies, has two ore compartments to store all those money shards, a cargo bay to prevent losses, a blunt nose to ram into things at high speed, and quick acceleration to back it up.
Not even mentioning the over-the-top armor and state-of-the-art damage control methods, to make its image more attractive to potential shareholders!