Global Gameplay Stats

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 33
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90.4%

It's Just More of This

Finish an episode
89.7%

DisOrDat Participation Award

Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
65.1%

Button Banger

Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
53.2%

Genius for a Day

Score at least $30,000 over your average
50.6%

My First Time

Screw someone for the first time
39.6%

100,000aire!

Earn $100000 lifetime
39.5%

DisorDat Destroyer

Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
36.0%

Taking It from Behind

Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack in a 2-player game
35.6%

Great Crowd

Laugh at a an easy joke
33.7%

Overconsumer

Listen to all commercials after one episode
18.7%

Smelt the Roses

Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
17.5%

Social Outcast

Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
13.6%

Living in the Past

Get 10 history questions correct (excluding DLC)
9.6%

500,000aire!

Earn $500000 lifetime
9.3%

Beast Master

Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding DLC)
8.4%

Quick-Draw McDumbass

Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
7.7%

DisOrDash

Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
7.4%

Phatty

Get 10 food questions correct (excluding DLC)
6.9%

The Game's Half Full

Play Episodes 1-36
6.7%

The Game's Half Empty

Play Episodes 1-37
6.3%

Mouth-Breather

Achieve third-highest rating achievement
5.9%

Consolation Prize

Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
4.9%

Jack Attack Dog

Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct without messing up in a 2-player game
4.8%

Film in Your Brain

Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding DLC)
4.5%

Turncoat

Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
4.4%

One Teat Short of an Udder

Achieve second-highest rating
4.0%

1,000,000aire!

Earn $1000000 lifetime
3.6%

Vidiot Savant

Get every question right in an episode
3.1%

Unicorn

Achieve highest gamer rating
3.0%

Discover Gauntlet of Fire

Find the very important gauntlet of fire
2.5%

Slack Attack

Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
2.1%

Perfect Attendance

Play Episodes 1-73
0.8%

Back Taxes

Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73