Global Gameplay Stats

Coffee Crisis

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 48
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28.2%

Coffee forgin’

Complete stage 1
23.1%

Enemy Abductor

Defeat 25 enemies
21.5%

You've Done this Before

Earn an extra life from high score
18.4%

Alien Anihilator

Defeat 25 aliens
17.4%

You Can Probe me Any Time

Defeat Big Blue Alien boss in stage 8
17.0%

Straight Outta the Street

Complete stage 2
16.4%

Coffee Chugger

Complete mini-game
15.3%

Straight Outta' the Park

Defeat bouncers in stage 3
15.2%

Strike Out

Complete stage 3
13.2%

I'm the Boss Now

Beat a boss with max health
11.2%

Extra Cheese

Activate a level password
9.2%

Riverside Savage

Complete stage 4
9.0%

Caffeine Addict

Earn enough energy points in minigame to earn a 1up
8.5%

Guitar Shredding

Use a Guitar weapon
8.5%

Country Punchkin

Complete stage 5/defeat Skinny Chestknee
7.8%

Payback

Use a Grey Alien Arm weapon
7.7%

I am Alien Chow

Lose 25 lives
7.3%

Destructive Vandal

Destroy one of each type of breakable object
6.8%

Rocking the Metal Jesus

Complete Stage 4-2/defeat Metal Jesus Rocks
6.5%

AI Destroyer

Defeat robot boss in stage 6
6.5%

Industrial Sabotage

Complete stage 6
6.1%

Trippin' It up

Complete stage 7
5.3%

Livin' it up

Collect 25 lives
5.2%

Martian Maniacs

Complete stage 8
5.2%

Search Your Feelings

Complete stage 9/defeat Darth B.
5.2%

Effing Overlord

Complete stage 10/defeat Overlord
4.6%

I'm Invincible!

Collect 25 invincibility powerups
4.6%

Jared the Mayonaise

Kill 25 Mayo enemies
4.6%

The Smell of Cheaters in the Morning

Activate a cheat code
4.6%

Iron Savior

Complete game with Nick
4.5%

Attackinator

Collect 25 extra attack powerups
4.4%

Repent, Sinner!

Complete Stage 8-2/defeat Alpha Omega Sin
4.2%

Galactic Savior

Complete Stage 14-2/defeat Harvester
4.2%

AI Destroyer Mark II

Complete Stage 11-2/defeat Gibletor again
4.1%

Straight Outta the Street Act 2

Complete Stage 11
4.1%

Cog in the Machine

Complete Stage 12
4.1%

Groupie Playa

Complete Stage 13
4.1%

Head Banging

Complete Stage 13-2/defeat Metal Head boss
4.1%

Mosh Pit

Complete Stage 14
3.7%

Barista Brawler

Complete game with Ashley
3.6%

Lurker

Make Metal Head Boss spawn 5 sets of enemies/play complete song within a single fight
3.6%

Smurglian Scout

Complete the game thrice
3.6%

Making the Dream Work

Complete game in co-op mode
3.5%

BR00TAL

Complete game on Metal difficulty
3.3%

Speed Metal

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 30 minutes
3.3%

Metal Master

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 15 minutes
3.2%

ÜBER BR00TAL

Complete game on Death Metal difficulty
3.2%

Overachiever

Achievement awarded to achievers who achieve all of the achievements