Global Gameplay Stats

The Narrator is a DICK

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 16
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72.5%

First Blood

Died for the First time.
68.7%

Off to a good start...

You've died 10 times.
48.9%

You Monster!

You killed an old lady.
44.3%

hehe xd

Died 69 Times.
30.0%

They're all repeats from here.

You've heard all 151 death insults. I hope we didn't damage your self esteem.
27.7%

suh dude

Did drugs for the first (and last) time.
21.6%

The Death of Giants

You've slain the Giant Tom.
19.1%

Why are you still here?

You... you can stop now...
2.7%

Git Gud

You really need to git gud.
2.4%

Challenge Set A Cleared!

You cleared Challenge Set A! Keep it up!
2.3%

Challenge Set B Cleared!

You cleared Challenge Set B! Don't stop now!
2.2%

Speed Freak!

You beat the game in under 30 minutes without restarting.
2.0%

Challenge Set C Cleared!

You cleared Challenge Set C! NICE!
2.0%

You're a Legend!

You cleared Challenge Set A, B, and C. You LEGEND!
1.8%

That's Insane!

You beat the game in under 15 minutes without restarting.
1.7%

HOW?!?

You beat the entire game without dying a single time.