Global Gameplay Stats

Choice of Robots

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 72
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69.9%

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
63.1%

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
60.4%

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
59.8%

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
58.2%

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
53.3%

Spouse

Got married!
50.9%

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
49.9%

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.
49.4%

Canuck

Fled to Canada.
48.5%

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
46.3%

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.
45.6%

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.
42.9%

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
41.0%

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
40.2%

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.
38.9%

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
36.3%

Robophile

Married a robot.
35.7%

Patriot

America won the war.
34.4%

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.
34.4%

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.
33.5%

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.
33.5%

Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!
33.1%

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
26.1%

Founder

Started a new country.
24.0%

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!
21.9%

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.
20.9%

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.
20.3%

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.
20.2%

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.
19.8%

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.
18.9%

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.
18.5%

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.
18.0%

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.
16.5%

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.
15.8%

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.
15.7%

Rockin'

Learned a password.
15.5%

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?
14.9%

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.
14.5%

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.
14.5%

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.
13.9%

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.
13.5%

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.
13.4%

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.
13.1%

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!
13.1%

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.
12.2%

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.
12.0%

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.
11.9%

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.
11.8%

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.
11.7%

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.
11.6%

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.
10.2%

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.
9.6%

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.
9.5%

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.
9.4%

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.
8.6%

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.
8.4%

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.
8.3%

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.
7.0%

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.
5.8%

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.
4.8%

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.
4.7%

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.
4.1%

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.
3.7%

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.
3.6%

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.
2.9%

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.
2.7%

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.
2.7%

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.
2.5%

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.
2.3%

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.
1.5%

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.
1.1%

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.