Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks

Pack your things

Get fired

Popular

Receive a phone call

Janitor

Become the janitor

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

The crazy colleague

Virtual cats addict

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake

Burp!

Drink 100 beers

Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires