Global Gameplay Stats

Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 37
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95.6%

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
84.3%

Pack your things

Get fired
74.8%

Popular

Receive a phone call
65.1%

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
62.5%

Janitor

Become the janitor
57.1%

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
47.0%

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
14.3%

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
10.9%

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
10.3%

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
8.3%

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
6.7%

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
6.6%

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer
5.9%

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
5.2%

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant
5.0%

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
4.7%

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
3.8%

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
3.6%

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
3.1%

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
2.6%

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager
2.3%

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant
2.3%

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
1.8%

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game
1.7%

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game
1.2%

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
0.8%

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC
0.7%

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row
0.3%

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake
0.2%

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
0.2%

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
0.1%

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
0.1%

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
0.1%

Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
0%

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
0%

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant
0%

The crazy colleague