Global Gameplay Stats

Bright Lord

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 69
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90.5%

The Bigger Man

You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.
89.9%

Home Therapy

First session is always free.
88.6%

Enough is Enough

Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.
83.0%

Assistant Branch Manager

As organized as a trail mix bag.
81.1%

Cellar Support

It's always darkest before you turn on the light.
80.5%

A Royal Minx

If you want a queen... fuck her.
80.4%

Love Comes First

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.
79.5%

Resistance Is Futile

Your mind is now under new management.
77.0%

Bratty Behavior

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.
76.8%

Good Reception

You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.
74.8%

Alliances Ain't Easy

You tried talking it through with Chloe...
72.5%

The B-Word

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.
71.9%

The Best Bad Dream

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.
71.3%

Honesty Is Best Policy

Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.
70.9%

Good Girl Bad Words

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!
70.8%

Unexpected Ally

Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.
69.7%

Veni, Vidi, Vici

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.
66.8%

Impatience Runs Thin

Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.
65.9%

Aggressive Feelings

Good. Very good...
63.4%

She's Still The Boss

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.
61.7%

Finger-Lickin' Good

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!
59.1%

Freaky Forest

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.
59.1%

Blind Love

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?
57.2%

Midnight Desire

At night, nobody can hear you moan...
56.5%

All Hands On Dick

Free is always a fair price.
55.8%

Friend, Not Foe

Chloe, I came to bargain...
49.0%

Good Looks Suit You

Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.
48.8%

Business Is Business

As long as the shareholders are happy.
48.5%

Morale Booster

Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?
45.7%

Baby's First Hit

... You guys accept debit, right?
45.3%

Front Office Backdoor

She's busy now. Please cum back later.
45.0%

Love Is Dark

Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?
44.9%

Senior Mediator

She's the true boss of this place.
44.7%

Keeping The Company

Let's exchange body heat…for science!
44.6%

Foe Vs. Hoe

Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.
43.1%

Merciful God

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...
42.8%

Too Ugly To Beat Up

Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.
41.1%

Three's A Crowd

Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.
40.3%

Reverse Vibe Check

To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.
38.7%

Say Ahh!

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?
37.3%

No Mercy On The Menu

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!
35.9%

Merciless God

It's not a murder if it's imaginary.
34.2%

Expert Mediator

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.
33.5%

The War Room

Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.
32.4%

The Mediator

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...
32.4%

Man Of Action

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.
32.2%

I Should've Brought Popcorn

... And a pool full of jello.
31.3%

The Voice Of Reason

Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.
31.0%

Power Struggle

A power vacuum always finds a way.
29.9%

'Ight I'm Out

Some battles simply aren't worth your time.
29.4%

Incoming!

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.
29.1%

The Unwanted Protector

Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.
25.6%

Diplomacy Was Never An Option

The game was rigged from the start... or something.
23.8%

Lessons In Growing Up

Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.
19.4%

I'm Not A Morning Person

... Butt I can make exceptions.
18.6%

Murder Mittens

The curtain's falling in slow motion...
18.1%

Love Is…

Bruh.
16.5%

Nature's Frosting

Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?
16.2%

Love Is Honesty

We're not a murderer, after all.
15.6%

Loving Touch

Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.
15.1%

Pre-emptive Love Strike

Nice words cost you nothing.
14.8%

Keep Your Lovers Close

Being a good boy has its perks.
14.6%

Love Always Comes

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.
13.0%

Love Is Bright

It ain't much, but it's honest love.
10.7%

You Got It Wrong. I Am The Danger...

No sugar, please.
10.5%

Tough Love

Understanding is a choice. It's a shame to have none.
10.2%

It's Okay, I Guess

Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.
8.5%

Matriarchal Court

You can't be judged when you're the executioner.
6.1%

Step Aside, Please

You and your time will come.