Global Gameplay Stats

Bright Lord

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 63
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90.1%

The Bigger Man

You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.
89.5%

Home Therapy

First session is always free.
89.0%

Enough is Enough

Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.
83.2%

Assistant Branch Manager

As organized as a trail mix bag.
79.5%

Cellar Support

It's always darkest before you turn on the light.
79.3%

Resistance Is Futile

Your mind is now under new management.
79.2%

Love Comes First

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.
78.3%

A Royal Minx

If you want a queen... fuck her.
75.2%

Good Reception

You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.
74.3%

Bratty Behavior

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.
72.4%

Alliances Ain't Easy

You tried talking it through with Chloe...
70.2%

Unexpected Ally

Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.
69.9%

The Best Bad Dream

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.
69.5%

The B-Word

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.
69.5%

Good Girl Bad Words

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!
69.4%

Honesty Is Best Policy

Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.
68.9%

Veni, Vidi, Vici

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.
65.4%

Impatience Runs Thin

Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.
64.2%

Aggressive Feelings

Good. Very good...
60.2%

She's Still The Boss

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.
56.8%

Blind Love

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?
56.0%

Freaky Forest

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.
54.7%

Finger-Lickin' Good

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!
52.6%

All Hands On Dick

Free is always a fair price.
52.0%

Friend, Not Foe

Chloe, I came to bargain...
50.3%

Midnight Desire

At night, nobody can hear you moan...
46.6%

Morale Booster

Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?
44.9%

Business Is Business

As long as the shareholders are happy.
44.7%

Foe Vs. Hoe

Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.
44.0%

Good Looks Suit You

Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.
42.5%

Senior Mediator

She's the true boss of this place.
41.2%

Too Ugly To Beat Up

Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.
40.9%

Baby's First Hit

... You guys accept debit, right?
40.5%

Front Office Backdoor

She's busy now. Please cum back later.
40.1%

Love Is Dark

Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?
40.0%

Merciful God

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...
39.4%

Keeping The Company

Let's exchange body heat…for science!
37.3%

Three's A Crowd

Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.
37.2%

No Mercy On The Menu

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!
36.7%

Say Ahh!

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?
36.4%

Reverse Vibe Check

To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.
33.8%

Merciless God

It's not a murder if it's imaginary.
31.2%

The Mediator

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...
30.5%

Power Struggle

A power vacuum always finds a way.
30.5%

The War Room

Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.
30.5%

Expert Mediator

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.
30.1%

'Ight I'm Out

Some battles simply aren't worth your time.
29.2%

I Should've Brought Popcorn

... And a pool full of jello.
28.8%

Man Of Action

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.
28.3%

The Voice Of Reason

Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.
28.0%

Incoming!

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.
27.0%

The Unwanted Protector

Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.
22.3%

Diplomacy Was Never An Option

The game was rigged from the start... or something.
22.1%

Lessons In Growing Up

Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.
17.2%

Murder Mittens

The curtain's falling in slow motion...
15.7%

Love Is…

Bruh.
15.0%

Nature's Frosting

Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?
14.6%

Love Is Honesty

We're not a murderer, after all.
13.3%

Love Always Comes

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.
13.0%

Loving Touch

Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.
10.6%

Love Is Bright

It ain't much, but it's honest love.
9.1%

It's Okay, I Guess

Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.
7.4%

Matriarchal Court

You can't be judged when you're the executioner.