Global Gameplay Stats

The Sumerian Game

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 66
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71.9%

Unlucky

Sometimes it happens.
59.9%

Tighten your belt

People won't be happy
54.0%

Perfect meal

Make Room! Make Room!
49.5%

Bring out your dead!

Things aren't going the right way.
43.2%

That’s a big Twinkie.

Four disasters in a row.
40.9%

Too bad

We didn't see it coming
40.9%

Very Unlucky

It's not the end of the world, right?
40.8%

Call the teacher

It looks like there's no one left.
30.8%

Lesson is over

At least someone survived.
19.1%

Qu'ils mangent de la brioche

Let them eat cake.
16.4%

Enough is enough

You better avoid unhealthy eating habits.
14.9%

This was very unexpected

Two great disasters in a row. That's it, right?
12.7%

Red Shirt

Someone has to wear it.
10.9%

Ningirsa's Wrath

I am the exceedingly mighty lion-headed one of Enlil. The storm of heaven, shackle of the gods.
10.8%

Exodus 10:4-5

I will bring locusts into your country.
10.5%

Tablet 11

Six days and seven nights came the wind and flood.
10.2%

Bootstrap Paradox

10.1%

We salute you, Gilgamesh!

10.0%

Double Identity

10.0%

Mark Twain is amused

Buy land, they're not making it anymore.
10.0%

Antipest

Finally, I got rid of this pesty bug!
8.9%

Going too far

You have no right! I am the President!
8.6%

Master of Fortran IV

Punch this!
7.8%

Good old times

Plague were less frequent.
7.8%

Master of Focal-68

Spaghetti Incident.
7.4%

Becker's addendum

Double this %!
7.3%

¡Viva El Presidente!

Welcome to Setats Detinu.
7.3%

Hamurabi on strike

Amunnakht didn't know about it!
7.2%

O dierbaar België, O heilig land der Vaad'ren

Yeah, in Europe you could play this.
6.8%

Master of BASIC

More Spaghetti, Less Upsetti.
6.8%

Hammurabi, am I

who brought about plenty and abundance.
6.8%

Cody Pomeray

You can't win, you can't lose, all is ephemeral, all is hurt.
6.6%

Popularity drop

You didn't resign. They made sure you did.
6.5%

Bad Math

2-3+1+2=3
6.4%

3.6

Not good, not terrible.
6.4%

Correct

Seems like the math checks out.
6.4%

Welcome to the Center for Educational Research

Did you see that slide? It's from the 60s!
6.2%

Unpleasant Ruler

People hate your guts!
6.2%

Early retirement

Wait, weren’t there supposed to be eight turns?
6.1%

Old-school save

Ah, the good old days — that’s how we did it!
6.1%

Snark!

What I tell you three times is true. Maybe.
6.1%

Erra's warth

How unlucky!
6.0%

Prepare les Etriviers

Hamurabi was nicer.
6.0%

Carneades, who was him?

Ok, I know Jefferson and Charlemagne. But Disraeli? Anyway, good job!
6.0%

Hey Gude!

Nice to meet you. BTW that throne belongs to me.
6.0%

We're moving

I can see my home from here!
5.9%

National Fink

It could have been worse.
5.9%

A+

Awesome! Looks like you really nailed it.
5.8%

Budget Cuts

At least the books are balanced.
5.8%

The One-Eyed Ex-Leader

Vision’s overrated anyway.
5.8%

Just As Planned

Who needs freedom when you have rallods?
5.8%

Bookworm Diplomat

You answered every question correctly. Knowledge is power!
5.8%

F

I know you can do better.
5.8%

Hamurabi on Strike (reprise)

Again, but with BASIC.
5.8%

Lost and Found

Wait, what does that mean?
5.8%

Error 404

Sorry, slide not found.
5.8%

Master of Focal-69

More Spaghetti.
5.7%

Master of Assembly

Looks tricky.
5.7%

Banana Republic

Turns out they exported you.
5.7%

Second to None

Promoted to Second Assistant Affairs Officer. The mission just got serious.
5.7%

Master of Onions

More effort doesn’t always mean more onions.
5.6%

This is embarrassing

But hey, if the program allows it…
5.6%

Breathless

Guess air quality wasn’t on the agenda.
5.6%

Ambassador of Chaos

Failed every question. Maybe advising isn’t your true calling.
5.6%

Too Long; Didn't Read

Skipped all the text. Bold move, Advisor.
5.6%

Ancient Knowledge

You discovered the very first tooltip in simulation history.