Global Gameplay Stats

Vampire Therapist

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 34
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95.1%

First Blood

Found your first cognitive distortion.
86.0%

Dark Pupil

Learned about cognitive distortions.
80.5%

Confident Cowboy

Got five distortions correct in a row.
72.5%

Holstered up

Learned 5 cognitive distortions.
72.2%

Bloodsuckin' Buckaroo

Drank fresh blood for the first time.
67.0%

First Blood Part II

Completed your first client session.
58.4%

Nice Shootin'

Got ten distortions correct in a row.
35.1%

Lurid Detail

Survived Lord Luridus's session.
31.4%

Flawless Victory

Had a flawless client session.
20.2%

Distortionception

Found a distortion within a distortion.
20.1%

Master of the Mind

Got twenty distortions correct in a row.
20.0%

Theatre Buff

18.1%

Concentrating Compadre

Kept perfect focus during meditation.
16.7%

Distortion Master

Found at least one of each cognitive distortion.
16.0%

Harmonious Healing

Helped Dr. Drayne find himself.
15.5%

Flattery Will Get You Everywhere

Gave Isabella something to smile about.
15.1%

Stanislavski's Bane

Helped Edmund realize the dark truth.
14.6%

Data Driven

Helped free Meddy from a dark influence.
13.4%

Historical Preservation

Saved an ancient vampire.
13.4%

Into the Moonrise

Completed the game.
13.3%

A Vampire of Taste

Showed your quality — of the very highest.
13.0%

Diligent Desperado

Completed Andromachos's entire quiz.
9.9%

Ashcroft's Enemy

Suggested some tasteful nudity.
6.3%

There Ought to Be Clowns

Defended a clown who didn't need help.
5.6%

Two to Tango

Complete your first couples therapy session.
4.7%

Vive la France

Learned all you could about the French Revolution.
4.4%

True Believer

Had faith in modern political systems.
4.4%

Carry On My Wayward Son

Rescue a discontented child.
4.3%

Gimme That Old Time Religion

Help a client find a new path.
4.2%

Mortal Temptations

Take a chance on love.
3.8%

Shot in the Dark

Misidentify a malcontent.
3.4%

Bachanalia

Showed deep interest in musical theory.
2.9%

Mean Hombre

Ruined someone's night.
1.6%

Slow Learner