Global Gameplay Stats

Super-Patriota Simulator

Global Achievements
 
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Total achievements: 88
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89.1%

1000 Score

Earn 1000 score points.
88.8%

Muuuuh!!

Collect 1 cattle feed.
81.7%

5000 Score

Earn 5000 score points.
81.1%

Patriot Camp II

Buy tents for the barracks camp.
78.8%

Protest outside the barracks

Unlock the protest at the barracks door.
78.1%

Patriot Toilet II

Buy bathrooms for the camp at the barracks.
76.6%

Friends Patriots V

Talk to Dona Neuza
76.5%

Speech on the stage

Unlock the speech stage at the barracks camp.
74.4%

Puppy Skewer I

Save 1 dog from becoming a communist's skewer.
70.7%

Pretend hit and run

Get in front of a car.
66.5%

20000 Score

Earn 20000 score points.
65.5%

Patriot Speech I

Make speech 1 on the speech stage.
63.8%

Patriot Camp I

Buy tents for the blockade camp.
63.8%

Patriot Protest I

Sing the battle cry 1.
63.7%

Damn Communists! I

Defeat 1 communist.
63.1%

Communist Cars I

1 kick on red cars.
62.7%

Patriotic Friends VI

Talk to Lady Paty
62.0%

Invade Barracks

Jump over the walls and enter the barracks.
60.3%

Friends Patriots IV

Talk to Kaulo Pogos
60.2%

Expelled from the barracks

Get kicked out of the barracks.
58.2%

Strong Cattle!

Collect 10 cattle rations.
57.5%

Damn Communists! II

Beat 10 communists.
54.4%

Patriot Friends I

Talk to Eusebio Lewstakio.
54.4%

Patriot Toilet I

Buy bathrooms for the camp at the blockade.
54.2%

5 days of fighting

Spend 5 days fighting for the motherland.
52.9%

Patriot Barracks I

Use the wheelchair.
51.4%

Patriot Protest II

Sing the battle cry 2
50.7%

Friends Patriots III

Chat with Captain Tomás Turbando.
50.7%

50000 Score

Earn 50000 score points.
50.6%

Patriot Blockade I

Buy level 1 of the roadblock.
50.5%

Damn Communists! III

Beat 20 Communists.
50.5%

Patriot Wheelchair II

Run over 1 person with the wheelchair.
48.1%

Sing Anthem for Tire

Put on the tire for the patriots to sing.
47.4%

Patriot Speech II

Make speech 2 on the speech stage
46.5%

Puppy Skewer II

Save 5 puppies from being turned into a communist's kebab.
45.7%

Patriot Wheelchair III

Run over 10 people with the wheelchair.
45.2%

Turn Alligator!

Get the Covid vaccine and become an alligator.
45.0%

Barracks Patriot I

Survive 30 seconds inside the barracks.
43.2%

The sea is not for Patriots

Be devoured by Lula
42.5%

Friends Patriots II

Chat with Don Ramon Cortez Nicácio do Canto e Castro Neto.
42.2%

Achievement Salles in defense of the environment

Destroy 100 trees.
39.2%

Communist Cars II

10 kicks on red cars.
39.1%

Patriot Protest III

Sing the battle cry 3
37.1%

Patriot Chairperson IV

Run over 30 people with the wheelchair.
36.7%

Patriot Speech III

Make speech 3 on the speech stage
36.4%

Patriot Blockade II

Buy level 2 of the roadblock.
36.4%

Patriot Cattle

Collect 20 cattle rations.
36.0%

100000 Score

Earn 100000 score points.
31.6%

Patriot Protest IV

Sing the battle cry 4
31.4%

Patriot Speech IV

Make speech 4 on the speech stage
30.9%

Puppy Skewer III

Save 10 puppies from becoming a communist's skewer.
27.9%

Patriot Puppies

Rescue all the puppies and talk to Don Ramon Cortez Nicácio do Canto e Castro Neto.
27.5%

Patriot Barracks II

Survive 2 minutes inside the barracks.
27.4%

Patriotic Buffet I

Purchase a mess hall for the barracks camp.
27.2%

Patriot Cafeteria

Bring coffee to the police officers.
26.9%

Patriot Blockade III

Buy level 3 of the roadblock.
26.8%

Truck Patriot

Unlock the trucks.
26.2%

Patriot Protest V

Sing battle cry 5
26.0%

Patriotic Buffet II

Purchase a mess hall for the blockade camp.
24.7%

Being abducted

Call on the Anunnaki to help in the fight.
23.4%

Flat Earth

Fall off the edge of the flat earth.
22.8%

Communist Cars III

25 kicks on red cars.
21.2%

Truck Patriot I

Hang on the truck for 1 minute.
21.0%

Patriot Friends VIII

Talk to Vagno Malte.
20.4%

500.000 Score

Earn 500000 score points.
20.0%

Patriot Friends VII

Talk to Barcos Milicianos.
19.8%

Xanzão arrested!11!!!1!

Celebrate the arrest of Xandão.
19.3%

1.000.000 Score

Earn 1,000,000 score points.
18.9%

Patriot Infirmary

Buy the infirmary for the barracks camp.
18.2%

Gangbang at camp

Have group sex at camp.
18.0%

Truck Patriot II

Hang on the truck for 3 minutes.
17.0%

Hotwire power supply

Make a hotwire power supply and talk to Hendrick Pastello.
16.8%

Chip in

Help Carma Isabelli with the crowdfunding to cover legal expenses.
16.6%

Patriot Target

Try to hit anything with the pistol.
16.4%

15 days of fighting

Spend 15 days fighting for the motherland.
16.1%

Citizen of God I

Shoot and kill 1 communist.
15.7%

2.000.000 Score

Earn 2,000,000 score points.
15.0%

Bad weather

Rain flooded the camps.
14.7%

Titanic Conspiracy

Find the Titanic under the sea and talk to Leo DiCaprio.
14.5%

Fraud Proof!

Correct the source code of the voting machine.
14.5%

Usurped Urn

Hack the voting machine.
13.7%

Citizen of God II

Shoot and kill 10 communist.
11.4%

Call Aliens

Cry for help from the stars.
10.4%

HAARP antennas

Destroy at least 1 HAARP antenna.
9.6%

Sheike's USB sticks

Find at least 1 flash drive with evidence of the fraud.
9.4%

The Egghead

Fight against Xanzão.
9.4%

Xanzão defeat!!!11!

Defeat Xanzão's clone.
9.2%

Traffic Helicopter

Unlock the Helicopter.