Global Gameplay Stats

Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 35
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
87.0%

Neodog

The gizmograph is man's best friend.
68.6%

Big Crunch

If you keep working like this, you might collapse.
67.4%

Zoomorphic

The Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals.
57.2%

Metamorphosis

This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential.
46.5%

Chain Reaction

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.
45.7%

Polymorphic

The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.
43.4%

Magic Number

Abracadabra, call and speak!
43.0%

Convergence

Where two can chat, three can chat.
34.7%

Xenomorphic

The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.
33.1%

Xenolinguistic

Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.
32.4%

Cosmic Inflation

Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.
28.0%

Chrononaut

These relics hold stories from the past.
27.1%

Big Bang

Every outcome requires a catalyst.
22.9%

Star Person

Celebrities' calls can be soporific.
22.2%

Neutron

Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.
18.4%

Quantum

That's quite a bit of money
16.3%

Newspad

There's a reason they're called investigative articles.
14.5%

Work Principle

No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.
14.2%

Band-limited Channel

Filk the music, help your folks!
14.1%

Fabric of Spacetime

As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.
13.2%

Anti-particle

There are people who only know how to be contrarian.
12.0%

Holistic Investigation

The real crime would be not testifying.
11.8%

Futuristic Manifesto

You didn't have to show the artist.
11.1%

Infinite Improbability

A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.
10.0%

The Law of Robotics

Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids.
9.9%

Particle

The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules.
9.2%

Theory of Everything

You have to know how to eat a little of everything.
8.6%

Kessler's Syndrome

It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.
7.1%

Brown Dwarf

That waffly is going to eat me out of house and home.
6.8%

Electron

Your capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade.
6.7%

Madtrix

Have you tried to reboot the universe?
5.6%

Proton

Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately.
5.5%

Missing Link

People who don't fit in are expelled.
5.2%

Escape Pod

Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.
3.6%

Hive Mind

You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.