Global Gameplay Stats

Laserboy

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 56
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81.3%

"Absolute Beginners"

Complete level 1.
78.5%

Technically Incorrect

77.5%

"Manic Mond-eye"

Complete level 2.
72.8%

"Holding Back The Tears"

Complete level 3.
72.5%

Capitalist Ecowarrior

69.2%

Hazard Pay

68.2%

D-C60

Find the first tape. There are more.
65.4%

"How Will Eye Know"

Complete level 4.
64.1%

Not Making Any Friends

Disintegrate 20 technicians.
59.4%

"The Beam Always Shines on TV"

Complete level 5.
59.3%

Clearance Sale

Destroy 100 objects. Big and small.
58.8%

Dishonorable Discharge

Discharge 100 beams. Such Negligence.
58.3%

One-Eye Army

Obliterate 50 hazmat guards.
57.3%

"True Clonors"

Complete level 6.
53.9%

"Rock Me Eye-madeus"

Complete level 7.
53.1%

"Highway to the Danger-clone"

Complete level 8.
52.3%

"When the Glorbing Gets Glorb, the Glorb Get Glorbing"

Complete level 9.
52.2%

"Glory of Glorb"

Complete level 10.
51.1%

Own Worst Enemy

50.7%

"Glitching on the Ceiling"

Complete level 11.
50.5%

Boombox

Trigger 20 explosions in a single level.
50.5%

Wrong Turn

Find another way out of level 11.
50.1%

"The Final Clonedown"

Complete level 12.
50.0%

Baker's Dozen

Vaporize 13 clones. Unlucky to some.
50.0%

Wake Up

Finish the game. Pat yourself on the back. Return to consensus reality.
49.7%

Eye of the Storm

47.9%

Exceeds Expectations

Achieve your first 5-smiley Rating (in your own plane of existence)
46.7%

Bitmap Mayhem

Obliterate 256 hazmat guards.
45.8%

Can't Make an Omelette

45.8%

Take All The Credit

Watch the credits till the end.
45.4%

BFCSC 2086

45.2%

In Plain Sight

Find the hidden [REDACTED] room... There are more secrets.
44.5%

Where Did You All Go?

Disintegrate 86 technicians.
42.2%

Bad Directions

Follow the misleading Exit sign.
42.1%

Jeff

Destroy Jeff. Did he deserve it? Eye don't know.
41.0%

Spring Cleaning

Destroy 500 objects. Woof.
40.5%

99 Dead Ba-Clones

Vaporize 99 clones and hum that tune.
39.5%

Two-Four-Five

In another universe, #245 is the hero. In this one, you vaporized him.
37.5%

See No Evil

Complete level 3 with no casualties.
36.4%

Glorbo Welcomes

35.1%

Em... Er... Eye

34.8%

Claws of Capitalism

Complete a level without being touched by the dark grasp of capitalism. You have nothing to pay here. Move on.
34.5%

Like You Found It

Destroy nothing in a single level and leave the place like you found it. Nice.
33.0%

Number of the Beam

Discharge 666 beams. Beelzebuddy.
32.8%

D-C90

Find all tapes in a single playthrough. You know nothing.
32.1%

Logan's Run

Complete level 2 without destroying an explosive barrel. How did you do that?!
31.6%

Love is in the Air

Complete level 7 with no casualties.
31.5%

Brotherly Love

Complete level 12 without killing any clones. Which is good, because they're special, just like you.
31.4%

Completionist

Destroy EVERYTHING in a single level and the only thing you'll get is this stupid achievement.
31.1%

Glitch Peace a Chance

Complete level 11 with no casualties.
31.0%

Conscientious Objector

Complete level 8 with no casualties.
30.9%

Glorbo Loves

Complete level 9 with no casualties.
30.9%

Campaign for Ocular Disarmament

Complete level 4 with no casualties.
30.8%

Pacifist Rim

Complete level 6 with no casualties.
30.7%

Invisible Touch

Complete level 5 with no casualties.
30.7%

Laserboy

What is the secret of your power? Achieve a 5-smiley Rating on all levels across all playthroughs.