Global Gameplay Stats

Chair F*cking Simulator

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 31
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98.5%

Fucked A Chair

65.9%

Window Shopper

Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
59.4%

Furniture Pervert

52.6%

Quality Assurance

Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
50.5%

Catfished

42.1%

A Troubling Hobby

Encounter 10 Chairs
38.3%

Bookworm

Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
35.9%

The Door Has Been Opened

Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
35.6%

Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible Fate

21.9%

Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does

Encounter 20 Chairs
19.1%

Repeat Customer

18.4%

Creeper

Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles
18.0%

Imposter Syndrome

Became worth an investigation
17.6%

Chair Kink

Fucked over 3,000 times
16.1%

It's Not You... No Wait, It Is

14.6%

Bedroom Eyes

Unlocked Googly Eyes
14.1%

Your Fate Is Sealed

13.6%

Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete

The chair is a foot
13.1%

Sexterfield

Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times
11.4%

Eager Face

Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking
10.6%

Examination

The Chorus bears witness
10.1%

Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale

Encounter 40 Chairs
9.1%

Clinical Depression

Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles
8.9%

Got the Job!

Successfully impress The Chorus
8.6%

Please, What Are You Doing

8.6%

I Can Still Hear Its Voice In My Mind

8.6%

Learn How To Scream

Unlocked bonus sound mode
6.5%

No Leg To Stand On

Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love
5.8%

Stop Worrying And Love The Chair

4.9%

Abandoned By God

4.9%

No Chair Left Out

Completed with every chair color & type