Global Gameplay Stats

The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 24
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87.9%

First Blood!

Died for the first time. It won't be your last.
76.4%

Off to a Good Start

Wow... died ten times already huh?
54.1%

Redneck Unlocked!

Unlocked the Redneck as a playable character.
53.3%

Old Lady Unlocked!

Unlocked the Old Lady as a playable character.
40.4%

Hehe xD

You died 69 times... lol that's... that's the number for... hahaha.
34.1%

Hillbilly Unlocked!

Unlocked the Hillbilly as a playable character.
33.9%

Happy Die-Centennial!

You've died 100 times. Honestly I just feel bad at this point.
26.3%

They're all repeats from here.

You've heard all 151 death insults. I hope they didn't damage your self esteem too badly.
19.7%

GunGuy Unlocked!

Unlocked secret character GunGuy from Blaster Shooter GunGuy! as a playable character.
19.2%

Pothead Unlocked!

Unlocked the Pothead as a playable character.
15.8%

Tom Unlocked!

Unlocked a Tom as a playable character.
12.2%

Unicorn Unlocked!

Unlocked the Unicorn as a playable character.
12.1%

Octopus Unlocked!

Unlocked the Octopus as a playable character.
12.0%

The Narrator is a DICK

You beat the game!
11.7%

Peter Unlocked!

Unlocked the secret doge Peter as a playable character.
11.5%

Slow_Poke

Cleared the game in under three hours. Turtle turtle.
7.7%

Slow and Steady Wins the Race!

Speed run the game in under an hour. Not bad, but you can do better.
6.1%

Speed Freak!

Speed run the game in under half an hour. Now that's fast, but let's set a record.
6.0%

That's Insane!

Speed run the game in under a third of an hour. Now that's what I'm talking about!
6.0%

Intermediate Platformer

You beat the game dying less than fifty times.
6.0%

Novice Platformer

You beat the game dying less than one hundred times.
6.0%

Aesthetic Man Unlocked!

Unlocked the secret character Aesthetic Man from Aesthetic Melody as a playable character.
5.6%

Master Platformer

You beat the game dying less than ten times.
5.5%

HOW?!

You beat the entire game without dying a single time.