Global Gameplay Stats

CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 75
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96.4%

Early Adopter

You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
70.4%

Funky Pop!

Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
62.3%

Not Jesus

47.6%

Kasia, wróć!

She's never coming back...
30.3%

Coming Out of the Closet

You got caught...
19.2%

No Escape

18.3%

Oops...

17.9%

Movin' n Groovin'

Show off your moves.
17.3%

Saving Lives

You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
12.7%

My Masterpiece

Create your first piece of art.
10.5%

Paid in Full

10.4%

Betrayal

9.6%

Seven Hundo

And you can't even do seven...
9.2%

Stuck

Idiot...
8.2%

I'm Bisexual!

You identify as Bisexual.
7.9%

High Voltage

This isn't safe...
7.9%

Room 503

Hm...
7.4%

No More Baby!

Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
6.7%

Gang Stalked

6.6%

Simpin' Ain't Easy

If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
6.5%

Billiards Pro

That's not actually how you play the game.
6.1%

Out of Bounds

You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
5.9%

I'm Gay!

You identify as Gay.
4.8%

Corrupted

It was only a matter of time...
4.6%

跑酷

你在这干嘛 ?
4.5%

Locked Up

3.9%

Baby Grabber

Put him down... Put him down!
3.8%

Zoil Skip

Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
3.7%

The "Other" Plane

3.6%

Practice Makes Perfect

I'll do better next time...
3.3%

Walk A Mile In...

Someone else's shoes.
3.2%

No Call No Show

Skipped a day of work... How could you?
2.9%

The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!

There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...
2.9%

New Whip

Feels new, anyway...
2.7%

Burn The Witch

The evil artefact has been destroyed...
2.5%

Jackpot!

1000 Tickets! Wahoo!
2.5%

The Spirit of Christmas

Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.
2.4%

Makin' Bacon

Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
2.4%

The Trash Man

2.4%

Full of Pride

Discovered the meaning of "Pride".
2.4%

Terminated

Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.
2.3%

Art Connoisseur

Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.
2.2%

The Heist

2.2%

Clocking In

Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.
2.2%

Making a Mess

That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
2.0%

Cuck-ception

Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
2.0%

Sneed

1.9%

Genocide

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.
1.9%

Nerfed

You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.
1.8%

The Pact

1.8%

System Error

What more would you expect from outsourced code?
1.8%

My New Friend

Who said you can't buy friendship?
1.6%

Red Rocket

I dub thee... "Red Rocket"
1.6%

Strange Device

What are it's motives?
1.6%

Pig Roast

Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
1.6%

Push It

Push the button. A lot.
1.5%

Flawless Victory

Defeat her without taking damage.
1.5%

Hard Victory

You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.
1.5%

Night Duty

Worked at night.
1.4%

myspacebarisbroken

Defeat her without ever rolling.
1.4%

Godlike

Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.
1.3%

Genocide v2

Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.
1.3%

Genocide, But Faster

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.
1.3%

Demon

1.2%

Never Forget

1.2%

Pain in My...

Hard at work, or hard at work?
1.1%

The Great Escape

1.1%

Beer Exploit

Are you even going to drink them all?
1.1%

I'm Blue

You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...
1.1%

Eyes In The Sky

Fixed the drone.
1.0%

Loved and Lost

Not again...
0.8%

Funky Pop Connoisseur

Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!
0.6%

CORN

Played CORN.
0.5%

Hangman

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0.3%

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