The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Loading Screens With Extra Sarcasm
765 kommentarer
Lord Looser 14. okt. 2023 kl. 20:58 
i have time to read the loading screens because im on a laptop from 2007 or somethin 10/10
Cybersquirt 1. juli 2023 kl. 21:25 
Please don't add \|/ (those 2 below)
Dunno if I commented before but thanks, from one snark to another.
76561198051046610 10. juni 2022 kl. 20:55 
Suggestion: "Those with the blood of a werewolf never avoid being questioned." (Reference to some annoying guard dialogue.)
Lady Aislinn 24. maj 2022 kl. 14:09 
Suggestion: "If you want to adopt an orphan from the orphanage, why?"
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 24. apr. 2021 kl. 15:46 
Thank you for supporting! If I ever redownload the creation kit I'll be sure to edit that one. Maybe I'll do a facelift for the whole mod :D
Scruffy! 24. apr. 2021 kl. 0:52 
Ohh! It's okay! It made me kinda sad, but people grow and learn over time and I see you have! I'm gonna resub and just ignore it if it pops up, I honestly have loved this mod for so long, it's made me laugh so many times! Thank you for making it.
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 23. apr. 2021 kl. 19:09 
Oh, snap- 14-year-old me was not the coolest. I'm sorry about that!
Scruffy! 22. apr. 2021 kl. 20:41 
Used this for years until I saw the transphobic one on the lady stone. :( Otherwise was pretty funny.
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 7. apr. 2021 kl. 13:16 
That is, if TES 6 is released before I die of old age :P
Totally Safe 7. apr. 2021 kl. 10:50 
If it doesn't say that in the description when it inevitably comes out, I will be disappointed lmao
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 6. apr. 2021 kl. 20:52 
Not an enormous Fallout fan- but when TES 6 modding tools come out I'll be sure to dedicate LSWES 2 to Beralt of Smivia ;)
Totally Safe 6. apr. 2021 kl. 13:22 
Screw that guy, you should make one that's even better just to spite him >:)
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 5. apr. 2021 kl. 17:18 
Hey hey! I planned on doing one a few years back. Tried looking up the comment last year and found out someone had stolen the name and idea and made their own version on the fallout nexus :(
Totally Safe 5. apr. 2021 kl. 5:22 
The mod I'd recommend for any play through. Brilliant mod. Any chance you'd make (or have made) a Fallout 4 version?
jans113355 2. maj 2020 kl. 14:52 
You know that meme "when your computer's too fast for you to read the tips on the loading screen"? I've never cared, until now.
Vodkavsky 1. mar. 2020 kl. 9:10 
Great mod, still works and doesnt seem to break
Doofenshmirtz 6. dec. 2019 kl. 19:49 
heck, i have like 130 mods and whenever i see loading screen, the is no text at all. experimenting would be quite fun
Lady Aislinn 8. juli 2019 kl. 12:56 
"Redguards are natives of Hammerfell. Have you seen the warriors from there? They have curved swords. Curved. Swords."
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 3. juli 2019 kl. 10:07 
Thank you! Why is that?
Chiribaya 2. juli 2019 kl. 12:56 
My favourite mod so far
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 9. juni 2019 kl. 17:55 
Thank you! :ralphsmile:
Doomernic 9. juni 2019 kl. 14:45 
This is the best mod ever made in the history of Skyrim. Thank you!
Lady Aislinn 9. feb. 2019 kl. 13:49 
"No matter what race or gender you are, armor you find or buy will always be tailored to fit you perfectly. And you can even give that same armor to your followers later and it'll fit them, too, even if they're a different race and/or gender!"
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 7. feb. 2019 kl. 20:48 
lmao yeah. I was like 14 when I made this mod so there are probably some mistakes I missed :ralphsmile:
Lady Aislinn 6. feb. 2019 kl. 8:45 
I've actually started taking screenshots of my favorite loading screens and posting them to FB, giving you credit, of course!

Something I noticed about one of the screens though, is the wording: "Inns are a great place to pick up rumors. Be sure to put them back where you left them, though." Shouldn't it be, "Be sure to put them back where you found them." ?

(Sorry, I'm a certified proofreader, so things like that just jump out at me. But it doesn't keep me from loving this mod and recommending it to others!!!)
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 13. jan. 2019 kl. 12:27 
That would be hilarious! I’ll have to add that :ralphsmile:
At0micV01d 12. jan. 2019 kl. 17:17 
i told my friend about this mod... not sure if you DO have this in... but she believes it would be hilarious to have one saying: have fun spinning this around before the game crashes! all in all, i love this mod you have created
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 7. jan. 2019 kl. 9:56 
my condolences my dude. maybe install tons more mods ;)
Daktaras Blogis 3. jan. 2019 kl. 14:41 
Can't read most of them. Game loads too fast. Suffering from success. 10/10.
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 25. okt. 2018 kl. 20:58 
d'awwww thank you <33
Wastl 25. okt. 2018 kl. 11:12 
( One of my favorite mods ingame)
I mean seriously, there are a whole lot of different "tips" and honestly they aren't helpful at all, this mod gives you at least a few laughs.
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 4. okt. 2018 kl. 19:09 
Problems of having a beefy PC :ralphhurt:
8u775h1t 1. okt. 2018 kl. 17:03 
i would enjoy this mod if my load screens lasted longer than half a second :(
Drex 15. sep. 2018 kl. 4:35 
merci j'attend avec impatience ^^
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 15. sep. 2018 kl. 1:17 
Drex 14. sep. 2018 kl. 9:39 
il n y a pas de francais?
comanchecreature 7. juli 2018 kl. 12:30 
This mod helps me reach enlightment
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 25. juni 2018 kl. 19:20 
just bump the game up to legendary and there will be- just not from the mod :ralphsmile:
A Turtle 25. juni 2018 kl. 15:58 
I wish there were swearing ._.
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 22. juni 2018 kl. 8:01 
Ahahah the seriousest ;)
Doughboy 20. juni 2018 kl. 0:09 
why is this in the "joke" catagory? this is a serious mod!
saul goodman gaming 2. maj 2018 kl. 3:03 
lmao brilliant
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 16. apr. 2018 kl. 13:45 
Thank you :)
ufool 16. apr. 2018 kl. 13:08 
You did a good job at it then.
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 16. apr. 2018 kl. 9:20 
That was the goal!
ufool 13. apr. 2018 kl. 13:54 
Basically this mod makes skyrim loading screens both funnier and not so captain obvious.
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 15. dec. 2017 kl. 21:39 
d'awwww thanks <3
NjKlein58 15. dec. 2017 kl. 19:13 
This mod makes the game 100 times better.
Asymmetric 29. nov. 2017 kl. 20:22 
Yay!
demonjanitor  [ophavsmand] 29. nov. 2017 kl. 8:41 
SE is up on the nexus! If you're an Xbone user or you use the ingame mod manager it won't show up because I don't actually have SE lol