he solves problems

"Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me. Built, by me. And you best hope... Not pointed at you."

Could you make spy knife replacement for css knife or nessie nine irons replacement for golf club?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZBGPQxD_0E

Coming soon the frontier justice

All we need now is someone to mod in the Engineer from Team Fabulous 2 and the set will be complete

"guitar replaces guitar"

funniest shit i've ever read

''Lets do this Texas Style''