The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
521 kommentarer
Wintermute 5. jan. 2018 kl. 13:28 
Taking an arrow to the knee was a metaphor for getting married in ye olden days, and is likely where this actually clever and good guard line originated.
Frundor 25. okt. 2017 kl. 16:58 
michaelaus69: Yeah, or punnishment for saying that i smell like a wet dog!
Maybe Hircine´s wild hunt for those guards? :D
michaelaus69 14. okt. 2017 kl. 21:06 
I wish you had the same mod mentioning that they are reforming the Dawnguard. But this one is fun to use too.
Ariksbane 12. sep. 2017 kl. 17:54 
Very Nice.........maybe if the guards would behave the god would appreciate them. This is great!
CrazeyDaisy 25. juli 2017 kl. 23:26 
This is probably one of the best mods out there!
Jaceper 24. dec. 2016 kl. 14:48 
Lol This broke "Blood on ice" for me
Wild East in the West 26. nov. 2016 kl. 14:57 
its not working for me...:steamsad:
DOOM 18. nov. 2016 kl. 14:45 
guards arent needed for quests lol
Kermit The Frog 5. nov. 2016 kl. 9:20 
Gets Mod
Loves it
Halfway through the game realize lightning killed guard I needed for quest
Have to go back several missions to undo
:steamsalty:
betzchris69 29. okt. 2016 kl. 19:08 
nice
Ulysses 17. okt. 2016 kl. 2:12 
this doesnt work...
revans0319 15. okt. 2016 kl. 23:58 
ALL HAIL Turn_on_a_dime! HAIL HIM WITH GREAT PRAISE
...seriously, though, are you the head of some cult I can join? Great work.
Hathwaythere 28. sep. 2016 kl. 3:41 
@PKMNTrainerSteve YES
AzureSky 27. sep. 2016 kl. 17:02 
Maybe make a version where they get pummeled by hundreds of arrows aimed directly at both of their knees?
(Z) Austerion79 9. sep. 2016 kl. 21:24 
Perfección :'v
InspireSmoke13 27. aug. 2016 kl. 14:32 
Thank you sir,all my respects for this mod:steamhappy:
The BlackVision 20. juli 2016 kl. 19:43 
This deserves a medal. A video of a guard getting a lightning bolt to the knee for mistakenly mentioning the words would make life complete.
Cheeki Breeki 27. juni 2016 kl. 12:30 
My hero...
mintberrycrunch 28. maj 2016 kl. 23:41 
you sir have saved my characters live GOD BLESS YOU SIR BOD BLESS *CRYING* *CRYING*
Arken 23. maj 2016 kl. 22:19 
Make them fall to their knees insted?
lucia 27. mar. 2016 kl. 8:35 
Watch out for guards you need alive!
BugBundles 7. mar. 2016 kl. 14:18 
nice
Lilian 20. feb. 2016 kl. 8:09 
Arrow 2 the knee has finally been stooped!
piercepd 22. jan. 2016 kl. 12:20 
Love it but it does screw up the Blood on the Ice quest in Windhelm as it kills the guard to whom you have to report!
Warrior Priest of Sugmar 20. jan. 2016 kl. 8:24 
I love it. I would definitely love others for the annoying things guards say
Hathwaythere 8. jan. 2016 kl. 17:30 
I used to be alive like you but then I said ...(shivers) those forsaken words
Zack_Hart 28. dec. 2015 kl. 14:16 
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the AHHHHH
Bit 14. dec. 2015 kl. 19:59 
I used to be a Hold Gaurd like you, but then i took a lightning bolt to my everything
Angin 29. nov. 2015 kl. 3:03 
it doesn't work for me. Is it because i have italian version of the game?
RED /(Weber)\ 8. nov. 2015 kl. 0:21 
This is important, so I'm subscribing.
Azzule 24. okt. 2015 kl. 7:15 
k thx
Turn_on_a_Dime  [ophavsmand] 21. okt. 2015 kl. 19:46 
Most mods will be compatible, especially simple ones like these
Azzule 21. okt. 2015 kl. 15:51 
Just curious, i just purchased DG and going through all my mods to see if they're compatible or have a DG version.
Turn_on_a_Dime  [ophavsmand] 21. okt. 2015 kl. 15:48 
Why wouldn't it be?
Azzule 21. okt. 2015 kl. 15:46 
DG compatible?
Bison "The Gabaghoul" Zambie 21. sep. 2015 kl. 16:51 
Best mod ever.

Seriously, it amazes me to this day that people found this generic expository dialogue remotely funny. Retards tend to congregate on the dumbest shit though and I cringe since I associate the phrase with them.
Mopwater 20. sep. 2015 kl. 7:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you.. then i took an arrow to the kn- STFU NOBODY CARES!
Power King 9. sep. 2015 kl. 9:51 
This is hilarious.
Microsoft Paint 1. sep. 2015 kl. 22:14 
my adventure with this mod
1. download dragonborn castle
2. spam talk to the guards
3. get ebony stuff at level 2
4. sell extra armor and swords for $$$
Rook 30. aug. 2015 kl. 17:22 
Arrow to the knee eh? Whelp... Ya get the Thunderbolt!
Tomoko 30. aug. 2015 kl. 6:04 
Kahjiit used to be adventurer like you. Then Kahjiit found a ball of yarn and stopped adventuring. To this day, Kahjiit does not know what is so appealing in that ball of yarn...

-Moonpath to Elsweyr
Fennikk 24. aug. 2015 kl. 16:56 
I useto be a knee like you, then I got an adventurer to the arrow
LastRaven 11. aug. 2015 kl. 22:10 
i used to be an advenurer like you, but then i shot some asshat with an arrow in the knee. i think he has ptsd or something....
Megidorino 9. aug. 2015 kl. 14:56 
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee...















Gets sniped with an arrow to the elbow*
Yeazzal 9. aug. 2015 kl. 13:05 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i was hit with an arrow. As a matter of fact my knee was the one hit.
Lurtle 23. juli 2015 kl. 13:01 
Very useful for fulfilling that temptation to have the guards killed without bounty :tgrin:
Nkrumah 18. juli 2015 kl. 10:11 
Would subscribe to this, but I took an Arrow to the... *Zap*
pheonixwolfgirl 6. juli 2015 kl. 6:45 
So exactly which divine is punishing them for the "arrow to the knee" comment?
Jak Fury 30. juni 2015 kl. 14:14 
BEST MOD EVER!
EOTeal 17. juni 2015 kl. 7:12 
This is the best mod in existance