Well this is awkward.
I've never even drank a cup of tea.

BUT I'VE MADE SOME GOOD CUPPAS MY FRIEND, AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE A CUP OF TEA!
This guide is mainly for people who aren't Brits and are foreign, such as those stupid Americans.

I'm gonna assume you're American and trying to be British, in which case: WE ALL DON'T WATCH DOCTOR WHO AND SPEAK COCKNEY. Anyway, the key to a good cuppa is a quality set of tea bags, so I'll be using Asda Smart Price tea bags for this guide (which aren't very good), but if you're rich enough, grab yourself some PG Tips from your local Walmart or something.
PG Tips is also in the thumbnail of this guide, and to make it even more British, Gromit is making it. Neat.

Another thing to note is that you can add Milk or Sugar in order to get the flavour right, but because I'm a stupid ♥♥♥♥ I'm not putting any in. HA!

If you didn't know this step: you're a moron. Plain and simple. In fact, you're probably one of the idiots who gets their homophones wrong; a skill from English lessons that you should have learned in Primary school. (your you're yore) (their, there, they're)

Anyway, place some water in your kettle and boil. While that is brewing, you can add the milk and sugars from earlier, but don't add them in yet. Place the teabag in the mug and wait. After it has boiled, slowly add the water and stir. Then add your milk and sugars.
What am I doing with my life? ♥♥♥♥ knows: I just finished my GCSE's and now I'm bored.

You know the teabag from earlier? Yeeeeeeah, take that out.
Then enjoy!
If you want, you can add more sugars and milk in order to suit you, which is why my Grandma used to have more sugar than milk in hers. The possibilities are endless! Who knows? It's a crazy world out there.

Enjoyed the guide? Write a comment, which I probably won't read. This is also my second guide, the first one being about terrorism. Yeah, I took that down a while ago.
I'm off now, let me just go grab my bowler hat.