"BRIAN FIRE UP THE PLANET" - Teddy268
"i am not one to judge, i respect that boner" - VoicesInMyHead
"Buckle up mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cause thers no vanilla at this ice cream stand"- Teddy268
"take off your clothes and get in the pit, cause it's raining fun coupons"- digitalize death
"One of you was saposed to be a blow job" - digitalize death
"Teddy why is there a Metronome on your desk. Why do you think?" - VoicesInMyHead
"Put your damn ♥♥♥♥ trophy away" - digitalize death
"I AM THE FULL ♥♥♥♥♥♥" - VoicesInMyHead
"The agility of his penis is incredible" TangoFuzz
"The iorn giant is basicly a giant robot with downs" - digitalize death
"The greatest accomplishment America has acheived, is finding the most sincere way to say ♥♥♥♥ You" -Teddy268
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ted Bundy" - "Gahstely"
"Wait, if im early game, and Brian is late game, then what is Brenton?" "Eventually" - Teddy268, digitalize death
"Team Autohover!" "SPC R. Browning"
"At that time, i was a giant homosexual" J. Donnie
"At this point im more affraid of someone finding my hitler folder than my porn folder" - Teddy268
"That gun just made that officer into small manageable sammich sized pieces" - Sweets
"At this point i just want to go fast or go boom, or go both." - Teddy268
"NO, because i wasn't a nazi back then!" - Teddy268
"Hun come here and look at this weeaboo ♥♥♥♥" - digitalize death
"UN-LIMITED, PANCAKES!!!" - VoicesInMyHead
"So the secret to the universe is Waffle house?, wait ♥♥♥♥" - Teddy268
"Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and wonder "What wattage is my microwave?"" - Colton
"there is no such sause product" - magnus
"How dirty are you from the festival" "dirtier than Teddy's search history" - digitalize death.
"Math is ♥♥♥♥♥♥' raping my ass" - Dogberry
"That was a nope plane in the valley of ♥♥♥♥ this place in the country of never going the ♥♥♥♥ back there afghanistan" - Houck
"Cambel this is Thunderhead...
Welcome the international house of pancakes home of the goodburger, my name is chef boyardee, would you like your sub mike's way..."
DAMN IT LATHAM" - Thunderhead
"That is a annoyingly large dildo" - VoicesInMyHead
"why is it called no man sky?
because there are no other players" - VoicesInMyHead, digitalize death.
"What is the plot of Earth defence force?
Basicly space australia tries to invade the earth, Go space Broncos" - Teddy268
"you already had the $60 for no man sky, just save 10 bucks and go buy a big mac from wendys..... ah ♥♥♥♥" - Teddy268
"wait if tits are made of fat, can you literally work your tits off?" - Teddy268
"The brain can lie, and attack things it doesn't want to like. But the boner does as the boner does, and none can question its wisdom." - anon
"I wonder if anyone has tried to play Arma in real life" - VoicesInMyHead
"IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JAMES "ICYTOAD" JOHNSON, AGAIN!!" - teddy268
"i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate golf" teddy268
"if i fire a pocket of air in front of my ship and fire a airhorn into that pocket of gas what speed would the gas have to be traveling to carry the sound to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumbass type-9 that cut me off" - teddy268
"There is a big difference between a $9000 life sized silicone sex doll and a waifu pillow " - teddy268
"No ♥♥♥♥, god said, as he put man's gspot up his ass" - digitalize death.
"Hitler liked brown, and brown is out of style,but the SS wore black, and black will always be in stlye" - Teddy268
"If I get cancer do I have to pay taxes?" - teddy268
"So teddy, today is coming out day, do you have anything to tell us?" "i dont think there is anything you guys dont already know" - Teddy268
"All life is pain" "He says from the cockpit of his galatix space yatch" - teddy268
"Have you ever eaten so much popcorn your body starts vibrating?" - teddy268
"Look at that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ action!!" - VoicesInMyHead
"Is it still considered pee if it is blood?" - teddy268
"Teddy why do you hAVe so much [DEGENERATE] porn?
Well Brian i love to jack off,
AN THIS ♥♥♥♥ MAKES MY ♥♥♥♥ ROCK HARD." - voicesinmyhead,Teddy268
"why dont you want to visit California?
Because of all of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." - Voicesinmyhead, Teddy268
"IT'S EITHER ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, THERE IS NO GOING STRAIGHT!" - Teddy268
"How was the movie the Passion of the christ filmed if there were no cameras during that time......
This is why we need a genocied" - voicesinmyhead,Teddy268
"You know what i want, a mod for legend of zelda where every time link goes into his inventory, he shoved his hand up his ass." Voicesinmyhead
"This game is harder than my ♥♥♥♥ at a furry convention" - teddy268
""throws grenade" thats not my wallet"- digitalizedeath
"GIVE ME THE G, I NEED THE G" - teddy268
"I get paid in fun bucks" - Teddy268
"Is brenton here?""yes, you cant hear him making firetruck noises?" "a fire truck drove past my house" - Teddy268, voicesinmyhead, digitalizedeath
"your on your period arnt you?" "ive been on my period since the day i have been born" - voicesinmyhead, teddy268
"THE BUTTERFLY IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PISSED" - Teddy268
"Well it made sense to me to make ♥♥♥♥♥ out of satalites" - voicesinmyhead
"wait this guy has a pony tail, hes ♥♥♥♥♥♥, wait i have a pony tail, im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥" - Teddy268
"bravo, echo, echo, pintrest" - Teddy268
"Switch, Switch, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SWITCH" "Very good" - Vocesinmyhead, teddy268
"Im trying to write a poem about sucking ♥♥♥♥, but i cant think of anything that ryrhms with Travis" - Voicesinmyhead
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ man, let me show you how to do genocide" - teddy268
"Retarted people are basicly just min maxed characters" - teddy268
"well what do you know ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoyed me then, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoy me now" - teddy268
"The other side of my personality would be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥" - voicesinmyhead
"Get the ♥♥♥♥ out of skyrim, i got ♥♥♥♥ to do" - teddy268
"its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roomba" - teddy268
"So i have a story, this morning i woke up naked, with my legs numb, on the toliet, with the shower running" - Teddy268
"Everyone brought something to share" - Teddy268
"Hey Brian, did you notice that ever since brenton stopped playing we have been kinda unstopable?" - Teddy268
"what kind of handcap can we give ourselves? Hey Brenton want to come play? But we already did a 2v3" voicesinmyhead, Teddy268
"Can we enter the door of screaming agony now?" - Teddy 268
"It is also another bad day to be an elementary student." "was there another school shooting?" "yes" "AWSOME" Voicesinmyhead, Teddy268
Teddy do you know what a fbi / law enforcement qualifing target looks like? a black person? - digitalizedeath, teddy268
"Teddy it wont stop!" "he said spraying more fire onto the problem" Voicesinmyhead, Teddy268
"How did you get so far ahead of me?" "He said from the bushes!" digitalizedeath, Voicesinmyhead
"I hope you can pee in star citizen" - Teddy268
"I CAN SEE COLORS.....wait ♥♥♥♥" - Teddy268
"i tuk me mum gun shootin" - teddy268
"Of course the minecraft profile picture shows off your incompetence" spongebob squarepants
"you are up against the wall, AND I AM THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WALL" - teddy268
"Some one s gone and cut a bloody mountain in hal... oh thats a cloud" - teddy268
"Here are your options. 1. ♥♥♥♥ you i run this ♥♥♥♥♥" - teddy268
"wheres the ♥♥♥♥ the dog button, ♥♥♥♥" - teddy268
"CRABMAN!!" - teddy268

"Hold on we have to go up the steps of Travis', in this sudo Londo, formed by tectonic plate shifts, after heavy renovations, becuase, i dont know if you know this, this stone is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exspensive, and we had to build this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ new castle on that new platue across the valley." - voicesinmyhead

The Brian's Computer chain reaction

Softly falls the light of day
as my base fires fade away,
silently my Comander asks,
"will I survive another pass?"
Should I have built more Anti air?
That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ soul ripper is'nt fair
I couldn't charge them if I dared,
I really was not prepared.

"i dont think i can dig this hole any deeper" - teddy268
"are we doing anything, or are we still in this inter der men inter, i think im having a stroke" - voicesinmyhead
"We do not choose where the enemy dies, simply how they die" - teddy268
"Butt" - teddy268
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, thats like, 2 water wheels" - Teddy268
"So what is the don't ask dont tell policy in your arma unit.
You dont ask and you dont tell.
But, your like, REEAAALLLYYY GAY"- Digitalized death
"let me know if a nuke is launched, since i can't...." entire base blows up in nucular hellfire "oh" - digitalizedeath
"so what is on todays agenda?"" Well you too are going to say how much to hate your lives, drew is going to piss on your face, and ill be in the corner laughing" - Voicesinmyhead, teddy268
"oh thats not my fuel gauge,, ♥♥♥♥" - Teddy268
"♥♥♥♥ Vore" "That sounds painful" "for you" -teddy268, voicesinmyhead
"Let me stop you right there, no, we are not playing inside a giant cosmic vacum cleaner owned by a fire pit enthusiast." - Teddy268
"Is the entirenty of middle eastern music just someone playing the clarinet badly?" Teddy268
"I think we should look into project cars. Heavily. Like I already bought it." Teddy268
"quickly i need a cultural phenominon that is based on evolution............i have 1 hour" Teddy268
"the only problem is i dont know anythign about Tinder, all i know is grinder" - Teddy268
"i may talk in english, but i think in porn" - Anon
"I just jump off and land in a pillow fort of thighs" - Voicesinmyhead ... wtf brian, rip. the day he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost it
"All i heard was sass and horse ♥♥♥♥, what did i miss" - teddy268
"Teddy gave up Vagina because he is not interested in it at all. *smackes knee* SPEAKING OF" - Digitalizedeath, teddy268
"I my self, am a rapid fan of the love rhombus" - voicesinmyhead
"Thats me, i am that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tomatoe, everygod damn day" - Teddy268
"I am not a robot i am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tomatoe, praise jesus" - Teddy268
"You know he hasnt done that lazer" * teddy's scream of his existance is purged from the universe in glorious light* while" - Voicesinmyhead, Teddy268
"So how do you contact the fire department if you dont have a smoke detector? you call them... Oh, is it a well known number...? Jess"
"huh, speak up i can't hear you over the slavic hard bass" - Teddy268
"I'm going to put fire on my flame sword for double the flame acti *Dies* " - Teddy268
"Its working, ITS WORKING!!!!, OH NO!, NOW IM IN THE IN THE CORNER" - Teddy268
"Alright ♥♥♥♥♥, we know how this goes" (he says, with WAY to much confindence, and immediately dies) - teddy268
"It's not bad news it's just more bad news" - teddy268
"I'M SITTING NEXT TO A GIANT WINDOW, FROM WHICH I CAN SURVEY MY KINGDOM" - Teddy268
"sorry im busy shoving my ♥♥♥♥ with pizza" - voicesinmyhead
"Brenton... do you own a fuel scoop? Yes, it's turned off, off of my ship, in storage, back at the station..." - Teddy268, Digitalizedeath
"Steeel.... I mean the reasource, not the crime that black people commit" - Teddy268
*toasty has joined* "Crazy bus, Crazy bus, riding on a crazy bus" *toasty has left* - Teddy268
"There are far more pressing matter than the ♥♥♥♥ in my ass" - teddy268
"Im not antisemetic, i just really hate jews." - Voicesinmyhead
"Hold on im trying to figure out how to shove more legs inside of me." - voicesinmyhead
"My car has a deployable horse ♥♥♥♥, and it keeps the car in park." - Teddy268
"I should really remove the memes and boost button fromt he same key" - tedddy268
"I love going out and meeting people, it feels good to know that i am not retarted like most of...... oh god i am a narcissist......meh" - Teddy268
"nothing has changed, like trains, hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - teddy268
"I have pressed any key.... "WITH A HAMMER" - Voicesinmyhead
"Brenton stop playing FAF and go play tentical jousting" - teddy268
"Let me stop you right there, i need to make a ♥♥♥♥ joke" - teddy268
"Are you sure you are going to be able.... I'M. IMORTAL." - voicesinmyhead, teddy268
"but i like fanservice, THATS BECAUSE YOUR A LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ - Voicesinmyhead, Teddy268"
"it is not my fault i do my best work in caves.
But i live in a cave too.
i just need the cave to be bigger.
so i can build a giant cathedral.
SO I CAN PRAISE THEM THIGHS!" - Voicesinmyhead, Teddy268
"Just shove a battery up your ass like i did" - teddy268
"What are you doing?
How did you get here
your a chicken, HOW DID YOU GET IN THE CEILING" - Teddy268
"ooohh, maaaaan... im going to need more thighs" - Voicesinmyhead
"No, it;s right here. Tap Tap" - Voicesinmyhead
"it will be while before i catch up.
Do you want some mustard?" - digitalizeddeath, teddy268
"If i could build a sex robot out of some 10 gauge wire, gutter mesh, and some foil tape, id deserve a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nobel prize." - Teddy268
"Well, ♥♥♥♥....Please dont distract me." voicesinmyhead, Teddy268
"BTW im about to drink a giant cup of laxatives, so i may just leave at some point." - Teddy268
"Brian can you leave?
no, make me.
*mariachi starts playing* - digitizedeath, voicesinmyhead"
"Tho art a human, therefore YE MUST YEET!" - teddy268
"I geuss ill take the D" - voicesinmyhead
" why are you using the thompson? So they can experience the Thompson Difference" - teddy268, voicesinmyhead.
"you know you could cut that distance in half if..you...mumble mumble......♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TUBE SHIPS!!" - Teddy268
"I mean teddy in a wig could be passible. I mean from the waist down, and if i shaved....." - digitalizedeath, teddy268.
"Welp, guess we are going to find out what these do today"- voicesinmyhead
".......................Let me get this striaght, you drank a bucket of vodka. yes" - teddy268, digitalizedeath
"Nothing to make people people feel safe like two giant death memorials on your campus" - teddy268
"The only thing im desperate for is destroying socialism and getting ♥♥♥♥♥ in me" - Redeemed Smolday
"ah the time honored tadition of throwing hardware at a software problem" - Ross
"im not asking you to get my ♥♥♥♥ hard, i just want a pepsi" - teddy268
"This thing is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big, who would ever needs something... well i need something this big.." - Teddy268
"God it just sounds like im talking about dildos" - teddy268
"Flat as a board but the ass of a bongo drum" - Marcus
"The drama, ITS SO JUICY" - Teddy268
" You ever piss someone off but arent sure why? YES, absolutly, every day of my life, 100%, except you, ♥♥♥♥ you, i hate you. " - Voicesinmyhead Teddy268
"California considers itself progressive and they just banned ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STRAWS! So you tell me." - teddy268
"The diff lock is a flase prophet" - Teddy268
"Come on down to the Thomson difference, where if you buy any new Toyota and you get 5 wood pallets ABSOLUTELY FREE!! you heard the right, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!" - Teddy268
"Can't just walk into a seance and get your rocks off, there's got to be a dead body somewhere!" - Teddy268
"Wow, Holy hell, Look at those BIG BARS!" - Teddy268
"I didnt say it was a well though out plan, but it is a plan. Well if that isnt the mission statement of Califorian democrats" - voicesinmyhead, Teddy268
"wait.......the ♥♥♥♥, is a HOLE" - Teddy268
"Hold on i think i hear the cops, let me go get that...." The sound of a windows shattering along with a distant "YEET" - Teddy268
"Unless it is just straight hardcore porn, mabey ill take a gander" - teddy268
"It's not gay, it's for science!" - teddy268
"Don't the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have their own Twitter" - unknown
"The best time to wear a stripped sweater is..." "At a klan rally?" - teddy268
"I'm a proffesional, i know what im doing. The password is Password1" - Digitalizedeath
"See this is why dildo companies should just sell candycane dildos. Tis the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ season, and I want to ♥♥♥♥ the season." - KiddanMercury
"Is it technicaly beastiality if it is mythiological?" - Teddy268

"Wait, why do you only know pancake lore?" - teddy268
"and you are in charge of the mods........I better see some tits" - teddy268
"Cat lady or neko? Neko. how...how did that even happen... No, Dont Tell me i dont care!" - Teddy268
"Don't worry, somewhere there's a never before seen ring with an item description that explains all of this ♥♥♥♥." - Teddy268
"The hacker known as 4chan 4chans on 4chan in a 4chan way" - Gondol
"Get your booger hook off the bang bang switch" - Angry corps
"Go suck start a 1911" - Angry corps
"My ♥♥♥♥ is having a erection on it's own" - Shelly
"Welcome to the Transatlantic Semen Pipeline" - Borris
"i have been dealing with autistic conversations all day and you are really pushing it. *DING* Ah! those are my tendies!" - teddy268
"I am basically a gynecologist, but for robots" - teddy268
"I'm pissing metal....and blood" - teddy268
"I know i'm a insufferable cun't, I CAN STILL WORD GOOD" - teddy268
"......... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, we rival furries with how much drama we produce" - Teddy268
"Fight with honor. If you cannot do that, fight like a ♥♥♥♥♥ with a rocket launcher." - anon
"Yeah, i rather be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dude than talking to you right now..." (Siiiiiiiiip) -teddy268
"when you manage to make the driver of a 80 ton war machine not want to drive into battle, you done ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up" - Teddy268
"fortunate sun was basicly the brain power of it's day" - someone that was quickly filled with holes
"Any questions?" "Civilians?" "Killed." "killed, or KILLED" "Yes" - [REDACTED]
"What the ♥♥♥♥ is the corrilation between guns and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thighs?" - teddy268
"yiff in my mouth" - digitalizedeath
"I am here to suck ♥♥♥♥ and wage war, and I have already sucked everyone's ♥♥♥♥" - some unnamed ♥♥♥♥♥♥
"There are two types of people, those who dig, and those who shoot. You. Dig. - Foxwood
"i'd be lying if i said there wasn't a subroutine running at home, breeding chickens...." - Voicesinmyhead
"Mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ we have a butterfly to kill" - Teddy268
"Wait... what if it isnt a ♥♥♥♥♥... what if it is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥?" - voicesinmyhead
"I wonder how many people have shoved meat thermometers down their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - teddy268
"You boring, wet rice, mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥" - rich evans
"Alright let's go ♥♥♥♥ some eggs" - teddy268
"you are getting a RAGING boner from this architecture aren't you...? YES!" - Teddy268
"There is no overkill, there is only, open fire and I need to reload" - Maxium 37
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, if they survived the holocaust, then they can survive a good pounding!" - rimmy
"Link to cow tits, please" - teddy268
"Gay it shall be" - teddy268
"no no no, tanks, not fursuits" - teddy268
"shut up before i suck the omega 3 fish oil out of ya" - jmana
"what mass shooting happened, that made me say that" - teddy268
"it's not memes, it is just straight porn" - teddy268
"There are two types fo people in this world, dumbasses, and me. You, ain't me. (Proceeds to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die)" - teddy268
"Well then what is the ham in this situation" - teddy268
"uh, these iron sights have a 4 times zoom" - golfer
"Brian, i have 15 tabs of youtube to get through tonight, can you hurry this the ♥♥♥♥ along and get to the suffering" - teddy268
Brian looking at cropped gay furry porn, "Aww, look, it's adorable!"
"Brian you know that is cropped porn, right?"
"I Know!"
"Gay porn?"
"Ooooooh....." - Voicesinmyhead, Teddy268
"How the hell did they get up here?" "Think they came up the piss elevator" - teddy268
"No, im completely sane, this is the most rational method for this." He says, standing on his swastika designed furnace assembly - Teddy268
"Cant have a problem if we dont have a a plan" - teddy268
"And then God decreed: "Body those fools!", and it was good. - spoke skellington
"You are going to go straight for anime tits arn't you." ...... "No.......Tasteful....Tasteful anime titties" - Voicesinmyhead, teddy268
"The only sexual thing happening in that car is a threeway between me, the stick shift, and the gas pedal" - teddy268
"you can't just setup the straight man with a....shut up. You cant just setup the" - teddy268
"Alright Detonate.*Distance explosion as we drive away*... "We forgot the cheerleaders!" - Teddy268
"Why is there a uterus on my rebar gun" - Teddy268
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it's Julius BEAVER!" - Voicesinmyhead.
"Arma4, ♥♥♥♥ realism, BUGS" - Teddy268
"I don't know teddy, why don't you tell us what Hitler's fursuit would look like. I have a full lenght video presentation prepared, one minute." - Voicesinmyhead, teddy268
"The very first reason: Player would speedrun the holocaust and try to beat Germany's high score" - rimmy
"Oh ♥♥♥♥ i googled boobie!" - brenjaminParadise
"dude, you could have water terrorist! - Excel
"♥♥♥♥♥♥ Happy Handy!" - Excel
"Just slip it in when she's not expecting it" - Teddy268
"So this makes Hitler Jesus, so Hitler died for our sins!" - Teddy268
"PUNCH IT CHEWY", Everyone proceeds to have their molecules pulled apart one by one, reseting a hours of work - Teddy268
"back that ♥♥♥♥ up, i need to see if that man has thong tan lines" - teddy268
"you just need more fetishes" - Tedy268
"So this makes Hitler Jesus, so Hitler died for our sins!" - Teddy268
"Just slip it in when she's not expecting it" - Teddy268
"Did I miss the futa posting hour?" - Teddy268
"I can feel Rage emanating from the North" - Teddy268
"Vix, I'm upset that you're on top" - teddy268
"But size queen isnt a Hentia tag, it is a life style" - Teddy268
"Dream come fill up this hole" - Teddy268
"You can always leave, it is called hitchhiking and blowjobs" - Teddy268
"A hole's a goal even if next to a pole" - Neil Armstrong
"I was born lurking, I was molded by it, I didn’t make my first post till I was a Man." - teddy268
"back when io was 11 or 12, I got tazed by a drunk 30-year old kickboxer, because i beat him at beyblades the day before" - Greg
"The FBI aint got time for you kinky ass" - Teddy268
"Were there is a erect penis, there is a way" - Teddy268
"I want to see a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unicorn!" - Teddy268
"Do you really think adding another ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to the bus full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will make a difference" - Teddy268
"Do you think monkeys want to ♥♥♥♥ other monkeys?" - Excel
"You are not wearing panties, second of all you ♥♥♥♥♥" - teddy268
"Do you not even know the basics of stalking a woman Excel? " - Teddy268
"Anyone that uses the word Bussy is racist" - Teddy268
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are the impossible whopper of the real world" - teddy268
"Why does that Walter PPK have a throbbing ♥♥♥♥ vein" - Teddy268
"I guess you just die if you dont transition good enough" - Excel
"He is trying to get into more franchises, like yaoi" - dreamscape
"I bought a bad dragon dildo out of spite, specifically one with the ♥♥♥ tube" - Dreamscape
"This one guy in highschool pissed me off so much, that i bought a $75 bad dragon dildo just to smack it in his face, and then made it jizz on him" - Dreamscape
"Why do i always have to be the one to die for Dream's boner" - Excel
"It's called bad dragon, I WANT MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRAGON ♥♥♥♥" - Dreamscape
"What do you mean there is only stairs" - Teddy268
"Now put your ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth already" - Dreamscape
"Why dont you like me?" - "Im sorry i cant let your failure ruin my life" - Excelman and his imaginary girlfriend.
"I dont know what 6 inches looks like" - Excel
"My mother drunk for the first month of having me since she thought i was a stomach ache" - Crimson
"Vehicular manslaughter will continue until infantry awareness improves" - Teddy268
"she looks disgusted at you, in horse" - vix
"opps i spit it all over my leg, i forgot to swallow" ~ dreamscape
"you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ boi", "Well knowing you that is a compliment" - dreamscape + teddy
"I guess I'm like a Lego, because I want latham to step on me" -Minegriss
"Damn girl, what that mouth do?" "Do you want a funny answer, a flirtatious one, or the bibically correct answer?" - Avery