You shouldn't play scout. The scout is a bad class. He is mean. The scout is bad news. none of his weapons are good. Do not play scout. PLease, i'm begging you.

If you take 1 thing away from what i'm saying, it's that playing scout is a toxic activity that drains your soul. I have 100 hours only, and i've already felt all joy die. Maining scout will send you into a serial unbreakable depression, a downward spiral of drug abuse, misery, pain and death. The scout will let you down, the scout will make you hurt.


If you still want to play scout, please don't. It is a bad idea. You must never play scout. It is forbidden.


If you still, still want to play the accursed class referred to as the scout, you must first have nothing to live for. You must be either seperated from all your friends and family, or they must completely despise you. You must have no will, dignity or soul. Those who play scout are the lowliest scum in the world, and I can say so myself.


Playing scout is a bad idea, but if you're so inclined, continue.

So, you disgusting fool. You continued. You truly are disgusting scum. You make spree shooters look like heroes. You make me sick. I despise you. YOU MUST DIE.

The scout is the slowest class in the game, at 133% movement speed, and 125 health. 99% of his unlocks are pointless, underpowered, or annoying, but let's go over them anyway.


Stock:

Stock deals 109 damage at point blank if all the pellets hit, and 3 damage if one does from half a mile away. Stock is objectively the best, but no true scouts, being the lowly scoundrels they are, ever uses it, unless they are lowly enough to play scout in competitive, such as I, in which case, they will use it.

The Force of Nature:

Bad.

The thingy that makes you go fast:
BAd

The soda popper:
Bad

SThe backstabb gun:

BAAD

The shortboy:
Not good

Secondaries:

The pistol:

No uses the pistol. It fires fast but does no damage. It is a straight downgrade from a true scout's secondary.

The Crit-a-cola.

THIS DISGUSTING ABOMINATION DEMONSTRATES THE TRUE NATURE OF SCOUT. USE IT TO BE A TRUE SCOUT MAIN. YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PLEBIAN. A DAMNED FOOL, BUT YOU DON'T CARE. A SINGLE DRINK FROM THIS POISONOUS BEVERAGE CREATES MINIATURE CRITS. IT IS A DISGUSTING DISGRACE TO HUMANITY. YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION. YOU ARE A TRUE SCOUT MAIN WITH THE DRINK OF THIS NECTAR.

The flying gullitione:

Bad now


ALL OF THEM BAD



MELEEE ARE BAD JUST USE THE SUN ON A STICK