AW. JEEP WRANGLER.

LETS GO, lets hop in and hoon the day away in our awesome ass jeep. Hell yeah bro!

The Canis Mesa is the Grand Theft Auto parody of the Jeep Wrangler. Trust me when I say it's a parody. It's obviously a vehicle you'd need a taste and a love for jeeps to really enjoy. It comes in a topless version and a hard top version both of which can be found on the streets and stolen for a rough 6000$ dip out of your savings.

If you take it to your garage the tracker is free and it'll then only cost you around 3700$ to insure it. It looks cool, honestly I believe it does but it's like a subway sandwich that's been left out for too long and the juicy tomatoes and sub sauce has all been soaked into the bun and. Oh man it looks delicious but as soon as you take a bite it feels like baby food in your mouth.

The Mesa holds up pretty well taking it to the mean streets of Los Santos. I never had to fight it to keep control, it's a little oversteery but it's very slow and you'd have to be driving like the Zohan to ever experince it. In a straight line it clocks roughly around 90-100 mph. I used the spedometer in first person to get this reading. That's a bit of a plus to the Mesa, unlike most cars you can SEE the speed you're going behind the wheel!



The brakes are a little mediocre but they're good enough to throttle your speed dipping in and out of curves. When not doing straight line driving I averaged having it around 80 mph which is rather slow obviously it's not a sports car by any means. You're never going to outrun the sticky bomb tot'in T20 pubbie out to ruin your life. (Unless he's retarded I outran a Zentorno in a F2 Q)



Offroad is a whole different sad sad story however. The dog doesn't die because there was never a dog to begin with...



AW IT'S AN EMBARRASSMENT. It's low to the ground, has foot steps to make the ground clearance worse, it's four wheel drive but the power is split like 10/90 front rear so it climbs like a fat kid in gym class. You'd be better off driving a lawn mower really. I don't think ever in my life. Have I seen a regular Canis Mesa at any Off-Road meet ever. Even the Merryweather ones are few and far between because they roll over easier than a tractor trailer and have the same limp ♥♥♥♥ fake four wheel drive this one has.



The Canis Mesa is a nice pavement princess for bros who wanna crack open a cold on on Vaspucci Beach with hard ons for Jeeps but the Seminole was too mommy mobile and the Dubsta was too Nazi.

If you're 16 years old and like pulling the hand brake in your mom's focus during the winter, yes it does slide.

You can pull a flew okay slides at high speed but low speed burnouts and donuts are about as exciting as waiting for your PROSTATE EXAM. It's just got a little too much grip to slide despite the 10/90 power distribution, your speed vanishes when you hit the emergency brake.

Unfortunately my testing was run short when I heard the train coming and thought it had enough juice to beat it. Don't drive in cinema mode kids. Also don't try to race the train...



That's the end of this informational guide to the Canis Mesa. This was heavily inspired by Regular Car Reviews. If you thought this was interesting let me know and heck I'll make another. Suggest cars below I have most of them. They don't need to be regular passenger cars either, super cars, race cars, hell I'll review a helicopter even.