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Billy Mays' Voice

BILLY MAYS IS [METAPHORICALLY] HERE AND BETTER THAN EVER, BABES!

Perhaps the most legendary aspect of Billy Mays' acting career was his uneblievable, golden voice. Hearing his voice was like a chocolate frosted donut with angel wings playing All Star by Smash Mouth on a harp at top volume straight into your ear. Now, I don't know about you, but for me, that's a dream come true. His voice truly was wonderful. One faithful day, I suddenly remembered how great Billy's voice was.

"Oh my goodness," I shouted aloud amongst complete strangers, "I almost forgot! Did you all know that Billy Mays' voice is f*cking godly? 'Cause I sure did! Wow!" (The reliability of this quotation is questionable, but it's being told for entertainment purposes only. Whether or not it's actually true isn't important, right?)

I wanted to share his voice with all of you. And that, my friends, is why I have made this mod. Now, whenever you enter a town, you'll have 35 magical minutes of Billy Mays speaking in his commercials to listen to. Are you down in the dumps because you want to go to Whiterun but its rainy, or a pesky guard won't stop shouting at you about that one homicide from a few months back? Well, get right up out of those dumps by listening to Billy Mays persuade you (yes, you!) to buy OxiClean -- gets the tough stains out!

REAL SUMMARY: Why am I even making this mod? Like, it literally makes the game worse. It doesn't improve it at all. Anyway, you guys seem to like these types of things, so here you go. This mod changes the standard music you hear when walking around any town into the audio from a 35-minute long video entitled "The Very Best of Billy Mays". It's just a video of Billy May's best commercials, with, of course, other cast members and stuff. Enjoy your day with Billy Mays' voice ringing into your ears!

[Oh, and by the way--I say this on all of my mods that get popular (not gonna lie, this is basically just advertising), and as of right now this mod has about 700 unique visitors and seems to be gaining more quickly, so it seems like it'll get popular--I have a YouTube channel. You're welcome to watch a few of my videos if you'd like. I, on rare occasion, make Skyrim videos. Fair warning though, I don't upload super often. Most of my videos aren't really related to Skyrim. But hopefully you might be able to get a few laughs out of my videos, or at least that's my hope. No need to subscribe or watch if you don't want, but you're welcome to check it out if you want to try for a few laughs. If you like my videos, you can subscribe. Again, no need to subscribe unless you want to and enjoy the videos on my channel. Here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW2w3_9OO9SxZudOzi3dVLw . Hope you enjoy the mod, if you subscribed to it!]

Last thing: I get that Billy Mays is deceased, and I don't mean to make a joke out of him in desrespect. This part's not a joke like the rest of the description. I respect Billy Mays and, although this mod is undeniably a joke, I give my condolences to those who suffered because of his death. His acting was also phenomenal, and he certainly knew how to advertise well. Just a few words out of respect for the deceased. That's all for now, folks.