This is a very advanced technique that not everybody knows about, but that's a-okay! That's what guides are here for, right?

So, ask yourself these questions:

1. What is my goal in this game?
   
2. How do I achieve victory?
   
3. Who's the best character to choose so I can win every time?

1. Your goal is to win.
   
2. There's multiple gamemodes in this game, but let's be real: you're only going to play Siege or Survival, who even plays Payload anymore?
   
3. This question is going to take a little bit more thinking. I've put it over 200 hours into this game, so allow me to make this simple for everyone, regardless of your experience with this game:
   
   • How do you capture an objective? Standing on it
     
   • What's going to stop you from standing on it? Death.
     
   • Who's stopping you from standing on it and from being alive? The enemy team.
     
   • Solution: Kill them before they can kill you.
     
   • Now who can kill people fast? Damage champions.
     
   • Final Verdict: PICK A DAMAGE CHAMPION.

I'm going to go with my favorite damage waifu, Cassie Maeve still number one waifu though, since the more attractive your champion is, the better they must be, right? That's how it works in EVERY video game!

This part is a bit more of a hassle but I'm going to make it nice and simple for you. Trust me, I play this game all day, I know what I'm doing.

You want to deal as much damage as possible, so you're going to want to have a loadout that increases how well you do. "HOW?" I hear you asking? Well, it's simple!

Just import someone elses! Why spend time learning the best loadout for your playstyle and learning what all the cards are when you can just take the loadout from the #1 player of your selected champion?!? Plus we all know you don't have friends and don't know good damage players by name, so just forget those other two options.

You don't even need to understand the LANGUAGE it's in, obviously it's the best loadout in the game if it's used by the top player!
Just ignore the name of the loadout, totally doesn't say anything about copying or anything...

Now that you have selected your loadout, you gotta give it a proper name.
I recommend a name like this so people who will want to be as good as you can't ban you or anything, plus you're probably going to be saying this phrase a lot.
Jojo meme unrelated.

Legendary card = better champion. Best champion = most damage. How to get most damage? Big numbers. Big numbers, big money.
Best card for Cassie? This one.
Why?
Because 1. 40% is pretty big, and 2. Because it's the default Cassie legendary.
Less essence spent on expensive legendaries = more essence held = bigger numbers = bigger numbers means bigger money and bigger coolness.
And most importantly, this legendary has to do with Cassie's Dodge Roll ability, and you always want to roll and dodge past everyone's attacks, and in turn that keeps you alive, and being alive = winning, and winning = big money. Ez.

I'm going to make this quick and simple.
Q: What items should I get?
A: Always get Wrecker to max level asap. Why? Wrecking the team = winning. winning = big money.
This is what you should be looking like, always.

Q: What if I got Wrecker maxed out?
A: Kill to Heal because you're going to be killing everyone every 0.5 seconds, so you may as well get healed for it once you've gotten wrecker to level 3.

Q: What about other cards? What about the enemy comp? What about my team?
A: No.

No matter what your skill level, nobody will take you seriously or recognize your skill unless you have the proper skins to show off that you're the best of the best.
More skins = you paid mord, you paying more = you have big money.
Make sure that you always have the highest rarity equipment you can possibly have, otherwise you won't be as MLG as you should be.

There's only ONE set of weapons you will need to show off your skills.
"But why this chest?"
Can't you see? R E K T. These weapons will be your trademark weapons since they'll portray that you will be reking everyone.
PLUS, level 3 Wrecker + REKT weapon = MAXIMUM WRECKING
And at 150 crystals a chest, showing off the fact you have a skin will make everyone realize how big your money is and that you're the real deal.

Finally, you're going to need the dankest music playing. After doing tons of research, I have found the BEST song that will complement your gameplay and prove to everyone that you deserve to be on the best MLG Paladins team.

Bathe in the tears of everyone in your lobby.

I know some people won't be able to handle the dankness of this guide, but don't listen to what other peole say. All that matters is winning.

Spicy tip vvvvvvvvv
Lol nothing in this guide should be taken seriously so please do not take it seriously

Anyways, hope this helped everyone out! :) thanks for reading!