Nothing like blowing your load early in the game now is there huh. I bet your super keen to hear that swooshing sound of absorbing them bodies. Not yet sailor.. You need to buy that damage item from the shop within the first or second map! With every stage the items become more expensive. So the sooner you can buy what you want the less it will cost, and the less bodies you will waste. Good things come to those who wait and that includes you. No xp on the first stage!!! Only loot mother ♥♥♥♥ er!!!!

You dont know which direction your game is gonna take until you get that ultra cool weapon. Nothing says badass quite like the claws. Or perhaps you prefer the subtle yet deadly feel of a long, hard, throbbing, shaft of the bow in your hands. Although you have enough dough in the bank to purchase that shiny new +10 dps you need to know which one to buy first. So hold off your purchase till you get the weapon drop of you dreams.

We all know how eager you are to blow your load all over the talent tree. Unless you know which direction you heading (ranged damage, melee damage, magic damage) then best bet is to hold out for that shiny new bow/fireball. As much as she begs you, you gotta make her wait. You only get ten points to spend so dont be too eager to lose your hard earned xp.

Once you have got your first couple of sweet weapon drops, (which you will have because you have been looting ♥♥♥♥ up and down) then you should have sufficient courage to make your move on the Dukaan. She only swings one way and thats +10 dps. The layout is simple. If you are migic, grab the +10 melee and the +10 damage to active skills. If you are ranged, grab the +10 ranged. (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ science brah)

Yeah that feels good huh! All your hard work paying off now. Rocking dps and a sweet weapon. Rolling round the hood ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up. Turbulent juice makes me rickety-wrecked son!!! Now its time to suck up some of that sweet xp you been dying for. Level up like a demon on drugs.

If you gotten this far it means you are around stage 4 and packing like a hoodlum. Make sure you get close to level 9 before the last stage. Concentrate on your dodging skills. These ladies play for keeps. Remember you can lose everything you worked for in an instant. Dont take chances. Use protection. Keep some waters on you.

Last stage can be tough one to crack. Rooms are small, watch the traps. Mobs are tough, watch the fast dudes. Learn their attacks. Reclaim your sense of manhood and do the one thing you are good at. Killing ♥♥♥♥ !! If you mange to somehow clear the stage then all that stands in your way is the last boss. Use the pillars on the sides to protect you. His attacks are not hard to memorize. You stand a higher chance of dying in the actual stage than dying on the boss. Keep all your full-health meats for the boss, use the dukaan to heal you if you need health. Dont die like a dog in the street!!