Because of your electric gear that you are wearing and totally not because of spoilers.
Just trust me there, water IS evil.
Not in real life, remember that!

If you see water just don't get close to it, you might think water = friend but THAT my friend
(I'm not water) is WRONG!
Try to avoid it at any cost, if you don't know how, read How to avoid water.

• If you touch water and the shore is right next to you, than you're really lucky,
  just go back to safe land = good
  
• If you fall of a cliff or safe land isn't near, than you have to follow these 5 steps:
  
  1. press ESC as fast as you can
     
  2. run away from your PC
     
  3. cry
     
  4. load last checkpoint
     
  5. DON'T make that fatal mistake again!

Think again!
If you still think you have to go through water pray to god and run!

Boats!
Boats might seem unsafe but you can trust me (but not water), that boats are totally safe!

Q:The water told me it was friend, what am I to do?
A:Don't trust water!

Q:how do i stay hydrated?
A: Read this Website! [gulfnews.com]

Q:can I drink my problems (water) away?
A:Drinking your problems away is never a good idea!

Q:But what about the fact that people are made up of mostly water?!
A:Good thing you're not a human in this game reality!

• Nahor
  
• Gorim
  
• krzwis
  
• ₸ʌʟwıcĸ
  
• Zorp
  
• Medic
  
• Jackalope
  
• mak47
  
• VolvoBattousai

May all of them rest in peace and far away from any water!